Big!Boss's wife once claimed to have heard God, audibly. The message? (I am SO not making this up.) "[Name], eat an egg."
So she ate an egg. (God didn't specify if it had to be raw or cooked, so she hard-boiled it.)
Yeah.
Angel: You know, I killed my actual dad. It was one of the first things I did when I became a vampire. Wesley: I hardly see how that's the same situation. Angel: Yeah. I didn't really think that one through.
'Lineage'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 14, 2013 10:06:11 am PST #11355 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2013 10:08:35 am PST #11356 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How does one tell if the person speaking to them is God? Is there an introduction? Resumé?
flea - Feb 14, 2013 10:09:52 am PST #11357 of 30001
information libertarian
I guess if they tell you to eat an egg, it's god.
Strix - Feb 14, 2013 10:11:18 am PST #11358 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I...kind of hope it was actually god. It's so random.
"War, injustice, pollution? Eh. BITCH, EAT AN EGG!"
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2013 10:11:42 am PST #11359 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If God thinks he can get me to eat an egg, he hasn't even begun to get the hang of apostasy. Eat my dust, IJS.
amych - Feb 14, 2013 10:12:54 am PST #11360 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(It would've been better if it'd been a muffin. Just saying.)
Jessica - Feb 14, 2013 10:13:26 am PST #11361 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I guess if they tell you to eat an egg, it's god
Or your mom.
Jessica - Feb 14, 2013 10:13:38 am PST #11362 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(It would've been better if it'd been a muffin. Just saying.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shrift - Feb 14, 2013 10:14:20 am PST #11363 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You could take down the entire DHS this way
This happened to a company I worked at when someone sent a message with a large PDF attachment to the entire company on accident.
Gudanov - Feb 14, 2013 10:14:37 am PST #11364 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Big!Boss's wife once claimed to have heard God, audibly. The message? (I am SO not making this up.) "[Name], eat an egg."
Seems like there are more important things for God to be doing than telling a woman to eat an egg. But I guess he or she (I suppose he since he got Mary pregnant, though I remember that that was actually the Holy Spirit, but that's still sort of the same thing, right?) has that whole mysterious ways thing going. Still, I'd think doing something like stopping human trafficking would be more important that keeping one's rep for mystery going.