If God thinks he can get me to eat an egg, he hasn't even begun to get the hang of apostasy. Eat my dust, IJS.
But she was naked! And all... articulate!
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 14, 2013 10:11:42 am PST #11359 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amych - Feb 14, 2013 10:12:54 am PST #11360 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(It would've been better if it'd been a muffin. Just saying.)
Jessica - Feb 14, 2013 10:13:26 am PST #11361 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I guess if they tell you to eat an egg, it's god
Or your mom.
Jessica - Feb 14, 2013 10:13:38 am PST #11362 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(It would've been better if it'd been a muffin. Just saying.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shrift - Feb 14, 2013 10:14:20 am PST #11363 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You could take down the entire DHS this way
This happened to a company I worked at when someone sent a message with a large PDF attachment to the entire company on accident.
Gudanov - Feb 14, 2013 10:14:37 am PST #11364 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Big!Boss's wife once claimed to have heard God, audibly. The message? (I am SO not making this up.) "[Name], eat an egg."
Seems like there are more important things for God to be doing than telling a woman to eat an egg. But I guess he or she (I suppose he since he got Mary pregnant, though I remember that that was actually the Holy Spirit, but that's still sort of the same thing, right?) has that whole mysterious ways thing going. Still, I'd think doing something like stopping human trafficking would be more important that keeping one's rep for mystery going.
Tom Scola - Feb 14, 2013 10:16:51 am PST #11365 of 30001
hwæt
Can you think of any impromptu speeches (i.e. not written in advance), or any speeches that could inspire empathy? Has to be post-1950
Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
Consuela - Feb 14, 2013 10:31:28 am PST #11366 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
This happened to a company I worked at when someone sent a message with a large PDF attachment to the entire company on accident.
Yikes! And on top of the crazy REPLY ALL thing, which is still bouncing along, although at lower volume, we are apparently suffering from a DNS attack. Which, if you know what we do? Well, FUCK YOU asshole hackers. Seriously.
People suck.
shrift - Feb 14, 2013 10:35:33 am PST #11367 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yikes!
It was the REPLY ALLers that crashed the mail server.
Jesse - Feb 14, 2013 10:50:03 am PST #11368 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just went back to those dog portraits, and came across this gem: Mufasa the Redbone Coonhound. Is that breed OK for a white person to say?????