I think tommy should drink more water. water generally helps things, right?
I just tried that. It did make me less thirsty, so there's that.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 7:08:28 am PST #11164 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
erikaj - Feb 13, 2013 7:10:06 am PST #11165 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I'm still in Phoenix...I know you wish you were me. (Seriously, you know you have a happening town when everyone's memories are, like, a layover, or stopping for gas)
DavidS - Feb 13, 2013 7:10:09 am PST #11166 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What should I do?
You should arrange the leftovers into an intriguing sculpture. That will distract you from your hunger.
Tommy should go watch videos of waterfalls.
msbelle - Feb 13, 2013 7:13:24 am PST #11167 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
other fun things you can mock my bosses for. So one of them tends to freak out on any trip when he does not have a car reservation on his calendar. He rarely is travelling alone and it is just that someone else from the company has the car. But because he tends to freak out and run to me as he is leaqving for the day or for the airport asking about the car, I now just put a notation on his calendar entry for the trip who in the travelling party has the car reservation. He is the only one I have to do this for.
Tom Scola - Feb 13, 2013 7:17:25 am PST #11168 of 30001
hwæt
For some reason, I keep thinking about the episode of the 1960s Avengers show where the secretaries murder their bosses, and then get promoted because they're the only ones who can do their bosses' jobs.
msbelle - Feb 13, 2013 7:18:06 am PST #11169 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I think a lot about 9-5.
I have always wanted a snow white outfit.
tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 7:19:06 am PST #11170 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So I went to the bathroom. The fact that the urinal mint was almost completely dissolved confused me, but I managed to work things out.
meara - Feb 13, 2013 7:19:26 am PST #11171 of 30001
Jealous of the traveling buffistas! I mean, I'm in LA but in my mind that doesn't count.
I'm also impressed by the "I'm cold what should I do" thing. I mean, I remember Nutty saying her boss was something, but that's extra special!!
JZ - Feb 13, 2013 7:26:37 am PST #11172 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Very impressed by all the problem-solving Buffistas. Warmth, hunger, fluid balance -- we're putting out fires all over the place.
Consuela - Feb 13, 2013 7:35:05 am PST #11173 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I think a lot about 9-5.
I swear to god, for some people being a boss is more about having someone to boss around than it is about getting shit done. It's so ridiculous.
I still resent the time I was required to pick up my boss's dry-cleaning. That's not a work-related requirement! Happily, in all the years I temped, I was never asked to make coffee, because I don't know how and would have done a terrible job.