Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Feb 13, 2013 7:35:05 am PST #11173 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I think a lot about 9-5.

I swear to god, for some people being a boss is more about having someone to boss around than it is about getting shit done. It's so ridiculous.

I still resent the time I was required to pick up my boss's dry-cleaning. That's not a work-related requirement! Happily, in all the years I temped, I was never asked to make coffee, because I don't know how and would have done a terrible job.


erikaj - Feb 13, 2013 7:37:57 am PST #11174 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

One thing having a lot of attendants teaches you is that: -some people need an awful lot spelled out and they have some pretty shocking personal habits.


sumi - Feb 13, 2013 7:40:54 am PST #11175 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

NYTs Best Breed portraits - I hope that the dogs' owners can purchase a copy. These are so much better than the standard BOB picture.


msbelle - Feb 13, 2013 7:48:50 am PST #11176 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

huh, I cannot access anything at nytimes.com right now, getting an error. others?


SuziQ - Feb 13, 2013 7:50:33 am PST #11177 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm not a big boss, but we have an admin assistant for our whole group. The couple of times I've gone to her to ask her to do something for me has felt so awkward. I'm just used to taking care of things for myself. Guess I'm just not Big Boss material.


Burrell - Feb 13, 2013 7:56:20 am PST #11178 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Wait a minute, it's really called a urinal mint? Does it make the urinal minty fresh? Because really I think nobody should be licking urinals to make sure they are minty fresh.


brenda m - Feb 13, 2013 7:57:23 am PST #11179 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Suzi, the admin who supports my key stakeholders has been really pushing me to let her do things like file my expenses and it's just so weird to me.


Zenkitty - Feb 13, 2013 8:02:27 am PST #11180 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The boss stories are making me laugh, and also making me feel competent, which is helpful on a day when I cannot wake up and get anything done. Thank goodness my boss cancelled our weekly useless meeting today. I have to keep up my facade of being a responsible adult.

I have an orthodontist appointment in two hours and I want a nap. What should I do?


Consuela - Feb 13, 2013 8:02:46 am PST #11181 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

others?

I got in fine. I love the difference between the dog's call-name and their registered name. Fr'instance: Bubbles the Saluki is Sandstorm Blue Nile BubblesOfJatara.

Also, I had no idea the show-clip for a Portuguese Water Dog (same dog as Bo Obama) looked so much like a poodle. Poor dog.


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 8:03:26 am PST #11182 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wait a minute, it's really called a urinal mint? Does it make the urinal minty fresh? Because really I think nobody should be licking urinals to make sure they are minty fresh.

google:

urinal cake: About 976,000 results

urinal mint: About 357,000 results

I first heard the term "urinal mint" on Beavis and Butthead, in which Beavis complains about how they taste.