No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Feb 06, 2013 7:39:46 am PST #10095 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Good luck ,Consuela. The only thing I would suggest is getting the résumé in order and startingb looking at what is out here. Get your brain thinking aboutg possibilities.


sarameg - Feb 06, 2013 7:46:32 am PST #10096 of 30001

Someone's lunch is being heated in the microwave across from my office.

Their lunch smells like dirty socks.


Jesse - Feb 06, 2013 7:48:03 am PST #10097 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Consuela, first of all, ugh. That is so much! Also, does anyone have a medical reason for why your mother is falling? I think with dementia it is often hard to diagnose physical things, but sometimes they can be treated.


DavidS - Feb 06, 2013 8:01:23 am PST #10098 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Their lunch smells like dirty socks.

Maybe they are doing laundry in the microwave.


Jesse - Feb 06, 2013 8:03:37 am PST #10099 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got a big plate of Indian food for lunch, and didn't finish it, so now the rest is sitting in my trash can and smelling up my office. You're welcome!


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2013 8:22:41 am PST #10100 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jesse, do not dispose of food in your office trash can! Do you not have a kitchen to smell up?

Consuela, it definitely sounds like your father has more at his disposal than he can safely be trusted to control. I hope the testing works well and simply.

GodDAMN, Hec. That woman almost convinced me to get a fade. She looks amazing. The kind that makes mortal humans wonder why their lives don't look like staged and retouched professional photographs.

My baring my mistakes went as well as one could expect. I just lay it out there that it was all my fault so no one had a chance to dig in and blame me for anything. And I also explained how my future behaviour would change to avoid a repeat performance. Worked like a charm. Except for the email I replied to with the completely wrong topic...I am going to have to triple check everything before hitting save or send until I get my neurons back under control.


Kat - Feb 06, 2013 8:24:40 am PST #10101 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita, how are things going? I realize nothing will make it better but I've always felt like I was more in control if I went in with a complete my responsibility, I know I have to fix things and that you feel like you've been let down. What can I do to ameliorate it? If I start there, then I take less beating. Might just be my workplace.


Zenkitty - Feb 06, 2013 8:24:57 am PST #10102 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It's 1pm. Why am I falling asleep at my desk?


tommyrot - Feb 06, 2013 8:25:55 am PST #10103 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's 1pm. Why am I falling asleep at my desk?

Go ahead and sleep. In fact, we should all sleep at our desks.


Amy - Feb 06, 2013 8:29:44 am PST #10104 of 30001
Because books.

That's a lot to handle still, Consuela. Especially the falling -- what's the level of medical care? They should be reporting that to you each time as it happens, I would think.

My baring my mistakes went as well as one could expect.

That's good to hear!