Oy. Took me three hours to make the first hour and a half of my trip today. Lots of snow. The SO says he got about 4-5 inches at home already. But I'm below the snowline now, more or less, so the rest should be easy. Taking a Denny's break in the meanwhile.
Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.
'Jaynestown'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Liese S. - Apr 14, 2012 8:13:40 am PDT #966 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
JZ - Apr 14, 2012 8:43:36 am PDT #967 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hec just tried to tilt the shower head, and the whole thing snapped off in his hand. Matilda and I went in to inspect the damage and brought the severed head back out to the living room; as we walked, she pondered it, turned it over and over in her hands, and said mournfully, "Oh, this is really unfortunate."
tommyrot - Apr 14, 2012 8:44:36 am PDT #968 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There really should be a "Shit Matilda Says" blog or something....
Zenkitty - Apr 14, 2012 8:46:55 am PDT #969 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hec doesn't know his own strength!
Speaking of unfortunate events, I just finished reading the first Lemony Snicket book, and I liked it but I don't think I'll be reading it again. So if someone would like to give it a new home, e me and I'll pass it on.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2012 8:51:02 am PDT #970 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hec just tried to tilt the shower head, and the whole thing snapped off in his hand.
HEC SMASH.
erikaj - Apr 14, 2012 8:56:10 am PDT #971 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Tell the truth, you reread that dumb article about the Beastie Boys and got mad.
DavidS - Apr 14, 2012 8:57:28 am PDT #972 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I knew I should've laid off the gamma rays yesterday.
Pix - Apr 14, 2012 8:57:50 am PDT #973 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Ok, Matilda saying, "Oh,this is really unfortunate" is awesome.
JZ - Apr 14, 2012 8:59:12 am PDT #974 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Hec just tried to tilt the shower head, and the whole thing snapped off in his hand.
HEC SMASH.
We lost the second-to-last espresso machine the same way - he turned the handle to get the steamer going, and snap.
Though, to be fair, the second-to-last espresso machine was mostly plastic, and it looks like the shower head is the same way. Lots of faux chrome coating, but no actual metal, so ultimately doomed to snap like a twig from the very beginning.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2012 8:59:38 am PDT #975 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I knew I should've laid off the gamma rays yesterday.
Yeah, but you make the giant green rage work for you.