I don't know what to do for lunch. My plan was to walk to the coffee shop and get a hummus sandwich, but they don't have hummus sandwiches anymore, and there's nowhere else here to get a quick vegan lunch. I can drive to places that have lunch, but I don't feel like driving. None of the food I have in the house really seems like what I want to eat. t /first-world problems
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - Jun 14, 2012 7:22:35 am PDT #9623 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2012 7:24:03 am PDT #9624 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My commute when I drive is now about 10 minutes longer due to construction and a detour on Sheridan.
After reading the previous posts, this suddenly bothers me a lot less.
Cashmere - Jun 14, 2012 7:26:28 am PDT #9625 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
On the subject of foam rollers, I bought this and it is the motherfucking BOMB of foam rollers.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2012 7:26:33 am PDT #9626 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Was this a planned shutdown, or was there an emergency?
Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2012 7:36:58 am PDT #9627 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
There was a three-alarm fire at the worst possible location (the last East Bay station, which all three routes from the East Bay must go through).
Consuela - Jun 14, 2012 7:41:24 am PDT #9628 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Heh. The Atlantic calls the BART spokesman Marie Antoinette of PAOs.
§ ita § - Jun 14, 2012 7:41:26 am PDT #9629 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, hey, that thing where you wanted the form faxed to a different fax number than the one on the form? NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS, and now I have no idea where my confidential medical information went, since it's clearly not to HR's magical secret fax number.
Jesus, I've been harassing my doctor for a week and a half, and you never thought to mention THE FAX NUMBER ON THE FORM IS IRRELEVANT?
God, I'm fucking pissed.
lisah - Jun 14, 2012 7:43:42 am PDT #9630 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Wow, I just got told (by someone nice who I like) that I am a giant asshole in meetings. Am feeling like a giamt piece of shit with a terrible personality. And now I have to somehow stop crying in my car and go into the office. Awesome.
JZ - Jun 14, 2012 7:50:59 am PDT #9631 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What the fuck, lisah? That's completely suckful and painful and also factually incorrect. You have one of the best personalities on the planet!
Burrell - Jun 14, 2012 7:52:30 am PDT #9632 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh lisah, that sucks! I am sending hugs