Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jun 14, 2012 7:26:28 am PDT #9625 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

On the subject of foam rollers, I bought this and it is the motherfucking BOMB of foam rollers.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 14, 2012 7:26:33 am PDT #9626 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Was this a planned shutdown, or was there an emergency?


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2012 7:36:58 am PDT #9627 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

There was a three-alarm fire at the worst possible location (the last East Bay station, which all three routes from the East Bay must go through).


Consuela - Jun 14, 2012 7:41:24 am PDT #9628 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Heh. The Atlantic calls the BART spokesman Marie Antoinette of PAOs.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2012 7:41:26 am PDT #9629 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, hey, that thing where you wanted the form faxed to a different fax number than the one on the form? NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS, and now I have no idea where my confidential medical information went, since it's clearly not to HR's magical secret fax number.

Jesus, I've been harassing my doctor for a week and a half, and you never thought to mention THE FAX NUMBER ON THE FORM IS IRRELEVANT?

God, I'm fucking pissed.


lisah - Jun 14, 2012 7:43:42 am PDT #9630 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Wow, I just got told (by someone nice who I like) that I am a giant asshole in meetings. Am feeling like a giamt piece of shit with a terrible personality. And now I have to somehow stop crying in my car and go into the office. Awesome.


JZ - Jun 14, 2012 7:50:59 am PDT #9631 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What the fuck, lisah? That's completely suckful and painful and also factually incorrect. You have one of the best personalities on the planet!


Burrell - Jun 14, 2012 7:52:30 am PDT #9632 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh lisah, that sucks! I am sending hugs


Nora Deirdre - Jun 14, 2012 7:54:29 am PDT #9633 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Wow, I just got told (by someone nice who I like) that I am a giant asshole in meetings.

I am constantly getting told now that I am an asshole in my email communication. It makes me feel kind of bad, but I know that these southerners can't take actual aggressiveness, as opposed to passive aggressiveness. I find it fascinating that though I was at one time the most conflict-avoidant personality ever, now I am a tell-it-like-it-is asshole. I like it!


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2012 8:00:39 am PDT #9634 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ugh, Lisa. Fuck a sleeping room, offices should have a crying room. With Visine. I'm so sorry someone was such a shit to you. There's just no need to do that.