smonster, so wait, the heart attack at 27 part WASN"T the lie? Weird. :)
Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.
Lorne ,'Smile Time'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jun 07, 2012 12:41:50 pm PDT #8800 of 30001
erikaj - Jun 07, 2012 12:42:50 pm PDT #8801 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Buffistas is set up so that you believe weirder stories. Cause our weird stories are true.(although I wish mine were sexier than "spent six hours in up-ended wheelchair," and "cut cornea reading Sunday funnies" but then, the self-loathing demons are out in force lately) So I wasn't really pissed at Gus till he came around again wanting a second bite of the apple. You tricked me, had your lame little yucks, but you don't get to pretend we know each other in a healthy way...fuck off.
smonster - Jun 07, 2012 12:46:07 pm PDT #8802 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
smonster, so wait, the heart attack at 27 part WASN"T the lie? Weird. :)
He definitely got really pale and clammy and went to the hospital, and the company owner laid off me and the other employee because the lead carpenter had had a heart attack. I went to work for another company but ran into the company owner several months later at the hardware store. They eventually forced him to quit because they found out he was using the company cell for 900 number calls and "storing" company equipment at his house. Did I mention he also collected guns and carried one in the van? That part is true.
§ ita § - Jun 07, 2012 12:47:14 pm PDT #8803 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, this is fierce...something.
Someone gave me a link to another pseudicide story, this one in the LA Weekly. I decide to peek at the comments, but I just got this far:
To quote TvTropes, the site that linked me here, and probably others: "This woman mind raped [Audrey] for two years." For two years, this woman was emotionally strung along, having her life played with like a puppet in this sick woman's hands.
It's not going to get richer for me today, that's for sure.
Amy - Jun 07, 2012 12:49:57 pm PDT #8804 of 30001
Because books.
It's not going to get richer for me today, that's for sure.
Wow. Taste the irony.
sumi - Jun 07, 2012 12:51:09 pm PDT #8805 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Consuela - Jun 07, 2012 12:58:00 pm PDT #8806 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Someone gave me a link to another pseudicide story, this one in the LA Weekly.
Oh, that one! That's the one the pseudicider got sued in court, but the court threw it out just recently, claimed it wasn't really fraud, IIRC.
And yeah, the irony is strong in that one.
Lee - Jun 07, 2012 12:58:01 pm PDT #8807 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sure! I only got to see one island, so clearly I need to go back and spend a lot of money on sushi.
Hmmmmm
Sue - Jun 07, 2012 1:00:02 pm PDT #8808 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Emilyn was (is?) a NYT writer, right?
She's with The New Yorker now.
Wow. Taste the irony.
Wow.
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2012 1:26:35 pm PDT #8809 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.