This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 05, 2012 3:50:43 pm PDT #8453 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not cranky because we're getting more Dallas, and we're getting some originals in it.

I would not have guessed that 25 years ago.


SuziQ - Jun 05, 2012 3:58:41 pm PDT #8454 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm with the cranky crew. Had to cut my karate workout to just 30 minutes instead of an hour. I burnt my shoulders on Sunday and the weight of my gi was just a bit too much for them.

I also want dinner to magically appear.


smonster - Jun 05, 2012 4:00:36 pm PDT #8455 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm cranky, too, and I'm too lazy to even tell you why.


§ ita § - Jun 05, 2012 4:04:11 pm PDT #8456 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am having the worst lazy day. The things I can't get the energy to do are quite mindboggling. Like, picking up the remote control seems to be way outside of my capability right now. Anywhere I sit, I'm going to be for at least ten minutes.


brenda m - Jun 05, 2012 4:07:32 pm PDT #8457 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So voter turnout in Madison, WI today is projected to be 119%

My sister tells me ballot shortages in Milwaukee and Racine. Motherfuckers.


brenda m - Jun 05, 2012 4:11:56 pm PDT #8458 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And a hot boyfriend who said I could post this picture: [link].

That is a...really nice picture. Really.

On other matters -

Dear dog: I put that leftover pasta in your bowl. It is for you. You do not need to sneak up, gobble a bite and dash back out over and over again. It is for you.

P.S. I will remove the cat this one time. If she muscles you out of your food again, you're on your own. Dog up.


Jesse - Jun 05, 2012 4:15:22 pm PDT #8459 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow, brenda -- your dog can read??


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2012 4:17:36 pm PDT #8460 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cool band name:

Venus Transit Authority


brenda m - Jun 05, 2012 4:18:26 pm PDT #8461 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nice.

Not nice:

There were exactly 13 ballots left at our polling station when Ryan voted at 7:40pm.


tommyrot - Jun 05, 2012 4:20:10 pm PDT #8462 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there anything they can do to let more people vote if they run out of ballots?

Maybe photocopy some more?