I was brewing some black tea just a few minutes ago. Some of the incredibly hot water arced out of the cup and hit me just below my right eyeball. Now the skin there is red and sore, and I'm convinced that my tea tried to eat my face because it has an unquenchable thirst for the flesh of the living.
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Jun 04, 2012 12:08:12 pm PDT #8270 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Jun 04, 2012 12:29:39 pm PDT #8271 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Bad tea!
Toddson - Jun 04, 2012 12:41:39 pm PDT #8272 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Zombie tea? or would that have gone straight for your brain?
Sheryl - Jun 04, 2012 12:59:16 pm PDT #8273 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday Dana!
Gotta watch out for that rogue tea...
brenda m - Jun 04, 2012 1:15:15 pm PDT #8274 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Zombie tea? or would that have gone straight for your brain?
Eye sockets are pretty much your easy access route there.
Jesse - Jun 04, 2012 1:15:27 pm PDT #8275 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
YAY grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner!
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2012 1:35:57 pm PDT #8276 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My car keys are in the fridge with the rest of my BBQ pulled pork I bought for lunch.
Must not forget.
One of my co-workers just found out he's been pronouncing his name "wrong" for 40+ years. I use quotation marks, because I don't really know what wrong is, in this instance. His parents use the "correct" pronunciation, but he never noticed before now. At this point, I figure the new pronunciation has got legs, and you should keep it.
He's a bit discombobulated, though.
DebetEsse - Jun 04, 2012 1:38:04 pm PDT #8277 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
ita !, first name or last name?
shrift - Jun 04, 2012 1:43:30 pm PDT #8278 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
One of my co-workers just found out he's been pronouncing his name "wrong" for 40+ years.
On Aisha Tyler's Girl on Guy podcast, Peter Facinelli said he pronounced his last name wrong until he was 17 or 18.
§ ita § - Jun 04, 2012 1:53:02 pm PDT #8279 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
First, Debet.
I realise now I would stumble the hell over pronouncing Facinelli. Never really thought about that.