That is HALF the size of the actual house? Everything.

And a putting green?! with astroturf?!

Oh! And the fridge was left in the middle of the kitchen because it was several inches taller than the space underneath the cabinetry, yet they tried to force it in? NUTSO. Also, a stove that was gorgeous but never been used and a lovely kitchen in which the only appliance that looked like it got regular use was the microwave and the coffee pot.

how can they sell a house with blatant code violations?

That there is a house that tells a very clear story about the previous owner.

This is standing at the halfway point of the tiki bar. Notice the creepy buckling in the "roof". Also, there were no windows. All the stuff that looked like windows was plastic sheeting stapled to a frame. [link]

The blue room is the second tiki bar that is half the garage. Notice the indoor blue stucco.

That there is a house that tells a very clear story about the previous owner.

But the inside of the house itself was like woman in her 40s. the kitchen, minus the misplaced fridge, was gorgeous, with subway tiling beautifully done. The master bathroom was amazing as was the main bathroom.

It was like a bipolar house.

yeah, that just needs to be torn down.

Party house, wooooo!!

All of the trees in the back are mature fruit bearing trees (fig, chermoya, orange, plum and lemon)

This sounds amazing! Yay house!

YES, msbelle. Agreed. Except (and this is a big except) it had a foundation set on concrete slab. Tearing it down would totally be a money pit. Plus the main house needed some work on the roof and we'd have to put in central heat and air. So no.

Also, how it was listed in listbook:

Sweeping Corner Lot In Fantastic Highland Square! The Best Part Of Tujunga! Wait Till You See This Spectacular Showplace! Main House & apx 500 Sqft 2nd Home Or Guest House Or Recreation Room! You?ve Never Seen Anything Like This Before! Like Two Houses On One Lot! Must See To Believe! Rare Offering! Perfect Move In Condition! Upgraded Throughout! 3 Bedrooms & 2 Baths, Living Room & Family Room! All New Everything! Wait Till You See The Kitchen And Bathrooms! Incredible Curb Appeal! 2nd Home Is The Famous Blue Parrot Bar! Home Of Many Of Tujunga?s Best Parties! Do Not Miss This Incredible Opportunity For a Home Plus 2nd House Or Guest House Or Entertainers Dream Party House! This Property Sells Itself! Do Not Miss! Light & Bright! A True Showplace! Backs To The Open Area! Rare Chance! If You?re Only Seeing One Home In The Price Range, Make Sure This Is It! Broker You May Want This One Of A Kind Property For Yourselves! Hurry! Hurry! Standard Sale! Tujunga Living At Its Best!

Dude. That's a lot of punctuation and capitalization.

And a second picture. [link]

le nubian

Did you just meet the owners and agree on terms?

Essentially we looked at it yesterday and really liked the landlord. We had explained our in the middle of house buying dilemma and said we'd know today if we would be renting.

We then emailed her today and said we'd like to put in an application. We met at the house and she didn't glance at our paperwork and said, "When do you want to move in?"

We meet again to do deposit and lease signing and key getting.

But then, there was a second building on the property. With a putting green. And a tiki bar half the size of the actual house. With a dart board. and two bars. All powered by EXTENSION CORDS from the actual house.

Yeah, I would totally do that and find those desirable features.