"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed."

Now, if only she Siri to answer that question for her...

Your brain is probably just protecting you from the memory of this

Did you actually watch this, or is it just someone else's shame that you hear talk of in the dark?

Oh, the minute or so of it I saw in previews was quite enough for one lifetime.

Okay, good, because I was going to pass around the hat to raise funds for your legal defense.

I'm puzzling over a piece of spam I got, because I can't work out the point. At least in my email client, it's one of those nonsense to and from addresses, and the only text visible is "when you coming back? I thought we were going to catch a movie."

Okay? I can't work out how you get from there to swindling me out of my life savings...

If you were to reply, you would start getting ridiculous amounts of spam.

But they're not masquerading as anyone I'd answer. That's why I don't understand it. It's a gibberish email address and an uncommon name.

I don't get what I do on my turn.

I mean, why not say your name is Michael and use a better return address?

Spent the afternoon at a rodeo and my arms are lobster red. Also stupidly had a root beer float. I don't do carbonated drinks as a general rule but it was float weather. Now I'm all gassy. Not fun.

After half a Vicodin, I'm still in a lot of pain. I might have to take the other half.

I want chocolate. All I have is grapes. Grapes are not chocolate.

Look again. The grapes are now chocolate!

Grapes aren't even close to chocolate. Vicodin isn't chocolate either, but at least it's a start.

Ruined the fucking movie for me. Just ruined. The movie was going along great until that bullshit.

My sistah!

Look again. The grapes are now chocolate!

Ahaha.