Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 03, 2012 5:00:16 pm PDT #8134 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Oh, the minute or so of it I saw in previews was quite enough for one lifetime.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 5:19:13 pm PDT #8135 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, good, because I was going to pass around the hat to raise funds for your legal defense.

I'm puzzling over a piece of spam I got, because I can't work out the point. At least in my email client, it's one of those nonsense to and from addresses, and the only text visible is "when you coming back? I thought we were going to catch a movie."

Okay? I can't work out how you get from there to swindling me out of my life savings...


Vortex - Jun 03, 2012 5:20:25 pm PDT #8136 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If you were to reply, you would start getting ridiculous amounts of spam.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 5:24:25 pm PDT #8137 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But they're not masquerading as anyone I'd answer. That's why I don't understand it. It's a gibberish email address and an uncommon name.

I don't get what I do on my turn.

I mean, why not say your name is Michael and use a better return address?


SuziQ - Jun 03, 2012 5:31:16 pm PDT #8138 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Spent the afternoon at a rodeo and my arms are lobster red. Also stupidly had a root beer float. I don't do carbonated drinks as a general rule but it was float weather. Now I'm all gassy. Not fun.


Hil R. - Jun 03, 2012 5:32:26 pm PDT #8139 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

After half a Vicodin, I'm still in a lot of pain. I might have to take the other half.

I want chocolate. All I have is grapes. Grapes are not chocolate.


Polter-Cow - Jun 03, 2012 5:33:34 pm PDT #8140 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Look again. The grapes are now chocolate!


Burrell - Jun 03, 2012 5:34:52 pm PDT #8141 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Grapes aren't even close to chocolate. Vicodin isn't chocolate either, but at least it's a start.


smonster - Jun 03, 2012 5:58:41 pm PDT #8142 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ruined the fucking movie for me. Just ruined. The movie was going along great until that bullshit.

My sistah!

Look again. The grapes are now chocolate!

Ahaha.


sumi - Jun 03, 2012 6:03:59 pm PDT #8143 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Went to Knit night where we had these lovely homemade granola bars.

Yummy.