Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.

Snyder ,'Chosen'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:49:37 pm PDT #8121 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is both great and awful that good search engines allow you to take advantage of other people's spelling mistakes in order to work out what the hell you were trying to remember. But it's just one continuous process of setting precedent, and don't do that.

Andie MacDowell makes pretty kids. I just hope she can act.

I was just watching a trailer with Andy Garcia, and was startled to hear that Eva Longoria was in it. Weirdly, she's firmly cemented as TV to me. Enough that the idea of her in this movie struck me as laughable before anything else.


Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2012 2:51:30 pm PDT #8122 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Sewing question: can jeans be altered? I have a great pair of jeans that I love, but I've lost enough weight they're falling off my hips, but I didn't even wear them that much so they're in great shape, and I hate to get rid of them. Can a tailor drop them down a size? Or are jeans just too difficult to be worth it?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 03, 2012 2:53:27 pm PDT #8123 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Your brain is probably just protecting you from the memory of this: [link]


Hil R. - Jun 03, 2012 3:05:48 pm PDT #8124 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sewing question: can jeans be altered? I have a great pair of jeans that I love, but I've lost enough weight they're falling off my hips, but I didn't even wear them that much so they're in great shape, and I hate to get rid of them. Can a tailor drop them down a size? Or are jeans just too difficult to be worth it?

It can be done, but depending on how they're constructed, it might not be worth it.


Vortex - Jun 03, 2012 3:14:22 pm PDT #8125 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Andie MacDowell makes pretty kids. I just hope she can act.

well, we know Andie can't.


smonster - Jun 03, 2012 3:38:34 pm PDT #8126 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

well, we know Andie can't.

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed." /andiebot


msbelle - Jun 03, 2012 3:59:57 pm PDT #8127 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Zen - I am also msbelle on ebay, but the eggs are not up yet.


le nubian - Jun 03, 2012 4:09:39 pm PDT #8128 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed." /andiebot

Ruined the fucking movie for me. Just ruined. The movie was going along great until that bullshit.

I LAUGHED in the theater when that line was uttered.


billytea - Jun 03, 2012 4:23:59 pm PDT #8129 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed." /andiebot

"You -- What, how? I mean, you're drenched."
"I... It's embarrassing."
"More embarrassing than not noticing the street is near flooded?"
"Look, don't laugh. I... have a perspiration problem. When I get flustered. I sweat. A lot."
"Yes, but it's really raining quite heavily, and you're soaked, so--"
"A lot. Dehydration is a real issue."
"...Ok, so you should, um -- You should probably get that checked. But did you not notice that I'm also drenched?"
"I thought you'd changed your hairstyle."
"...I think we should just be friends."


DavidS - Jun 03, 2012 4:36:59 pm PDT #8130 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I really like Andie in Sex, Lies and Videotape and Groundhog Day (where her job was to be charmed by Bill Murray. Which admittedly can't be too hard since every woman I've ever seen play against Bill Murray looks a little giddy with charm. See also, Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters and Olivia Williams in Rushmore.)