A .99 cent e-book?
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jun 03, 2012 2:13:19 pm PDT #8113 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
le nubian - Jun 03, 2012 2:13:50 pm PDT #8114 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
get some gum or something.
Dana - Jun 03, 2012 2:16:18 pm PDT #8115 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't think an ebook would count for free shipping.
I mean, there are things we could buy, but that seems like cheating. Maybe I have a deep need for some nail polish.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:18:33 pm PDT #8116 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am both impressed with my memory, and ridiculing it for lameness.
I was trying so hard to remember the name of the desert rat with the mad efficient urinary tract, and all I could think of was jeroboam. Of course, I realise that's not its name, and I don't know what jeroboam actually means other than a metric shitload of champagne.
However, thank you google, and I wish I trusted anyone enough for a direct brain connection to a good search engine.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:18:58 pm PDT #8117 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
that seems like cheating
It's winning! Win, Dana, win!
billytea - Jun 03, 2012 2:24:13 pm PDT #8118 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I was trying so hard to remember the name of the desert rat with the mad efficient urinary tract, and all I could think of was jeroboam. Of course, I realise that's not its name, and I don't know what jeroboam actually means other than a metric shitload of champagne.
Jerboa, I think you mean. Which you've probably found.
Jeroboam was the name of a King of Israel. He revolted against Rehoboam (of Judah, after said revolt), who also contributes his name to a ridiculously sized bottle of champagne.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:31:09 pm PDT #8119 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Which you've probably found.
Yerp. Now, there should totally be a link between massive bottle of champagne and having a mad crazy loop of henle.
They just seem...related.
Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2012 2:32:17 pm PDT #8120 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Pulled out 11 decorative eggs to get rid of,
oooooo. How do I find you on eBay, msbelle? If you don't mind telling.
ita !, when you wrote jeroboam, I knew exactly what you were talking about, and also couldn't think of the right name. So it's not just you.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:49:37 pm PDT #8121 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It is both great and awful that good search engines allow you to take advantage of other people's spelling mistakes in order to work out what the hell you were trying to remember. But it's just one continuous process of setting precedent, and don't do that.
Andie MacDowell makes pretty kids. I just hope she can act.
I was just watching a trailer with Andy Garcia, and was startled to hear that Eva Longoria was in it. Weirdly, she's firmly cemented as TV to me. Enough that the idea of her in this movie struck me as laughable before anything else.
Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2012 2:51:30 pm PDT #8122 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sewing question: can jeans be altered? I have a great pair of jeans that I love, but I've lost enough weight they're falling off my hips, but I didn't even wear them that much so they're in great shape, and I hate to get rid of them. Can a tailor drop them down a size? Or are jeans just too difficult to be worth it?