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Hil R. - Jun 03, 2012 1:22:19 pm PDT #8108 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This room is bigger than what I think of as a mud room. I'd guess it's about a ten foot square. My apartment is a few rooms of a Victorian house, not really originally designed as an apartment, so the layout is kind of weird.


JZ - Jun 03, 2012 1:47:46 pm PDT #8109 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Emmett's struggling to pry some coconut out of the shell and Matilda just helpfully suggested, "Why don't you flex your sixpack at the coconut, Emmett?"

It should be noted that there was absolutely no snark intended here. I'm pretty certain Matilda actually believed a little judicious sixpack-flexing would totally do the trick. I blame too many viewings of Spongebob and vintage Popeye cartoons, where muscle-bound guys' muscles are always punching out other guys and taking out Nazi squadrons and flipping pancakes and all kinds of wack shit.


Dana - Jun 03, 2012 2:05:39 pm PDT #8110 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

We have $24.99 worth of items in the Amazon cart and literally cannot think of another thing to buy.


msbelle - Jun 03, 2012 2:08:37 pm PDT #8111 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ink for your printer?

toilitries?

those are my go to fill out the cart items.

ebay update - 2 of the 7 items are still selling, but 1 of them is at $27, which is awesome.

Pulled out 11 decorative eggs to get rid of, and went through another stack of paper, not as much to get rid of out of that pile, but I can out the various parts away instead of it being out in my living room.


billytea - Jun 03, 2012 2:11:21 pm PDT #8112 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We have $24.99 worth of items in the Amazon cart and literally cannot think of another thing to buy.

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Strix - Jun 03, 2012 2:13:19 pm PDT #8113 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

A .99 cent e-book?


le nubian - Jun 03, 2012 2:13:50 pm PDT #8114 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

get some gum or something.


Dana - Jun 03, 2012 2:16:18 pm PDT #8115 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't think an ebook would count for free shipping.

I mean, there are things we could buy, but that seems like cheating. Maybe I have a deep need for some nail polish.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:18:33 pm PDT #8116 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am both impressed with my memory, and ridiculing it for lameness.

I was trying so hard to remember the name of the desert rat with the mad efficient urinary tract, and all I could think of was jeroboam. Of course, I realise that's not its name, and I don't know what jeroboam actually means other than a metric shitload of champagne.

However, thank you google, and I wish I trusted anyone enough for a direct brain connection to a good search engine.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2012 2:18:58 pm PDT #8117 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that seems like cheating

It's winning! Win, Dana, win!