So, is it possible for someone to die if he's passed out drunk and his friends insert a live eel into his ass?
Death by Ass Eel (not) Debunked
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2012 7:16:25 am PDT #7802 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2012 7:32:56 am PDT #7803 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
7 of the Worst Neighbors Ever - Oddee.com (bad neighbors, neighborhood...)
An elderly woman was trapped in her bathroom and needed help, so she started tapping on the pipes to get attention. Instead of knocking on her door or checking on her, her neighbors filed a petition to stop the noise. Nice!
She was trapped in her bathroom (and banging on pipes) for 20 days.
aurelia - Jun 01, 2012 7:38:52 am PDT #7804 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
The booty of Helen of Troy was legendary.
Ha!
And check out these portraits in the style of Flemish masters. Very cool.
Those are amazing, but is that an opossum in one of those? Eeek! The one with the mallard is strangely comical.
Jessica - Jun 01, 2012 7:39:55 am PDT #7805 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So, is it possible for someone to die if he's passed out drunk and his friends insert a live eel into his ass?
I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2012 7:42:08 am PDT #7806 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW.
Well, that's why I didn't post the details.
ION, this lady can break into my apartment any time.
Susan Warren, 'Cleaning Fairy,' Accused Of Breaking Into Home And Cleaning It
eta: Oh, but then she left a bill for the cleaning. Not cool, Cleaning Fairy.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2012 7:47:16 am PDT #7807 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Remarkable Giraffe Weevil of Madagascar ~ The Ark In Space
I've never heard of these before. Damn freaky.
Although the species is not listed as threatened or endangered, little is known about it as it was only recently discovered (2008). However, the population is thought to be healthy and, remarkably, they are not predated by any other species.It is suspected that the eggs may be occasionally eaten by smaller bugs, leading the male to protectively hang around after mating, but even this is not proven.
Steph L. - Jun 01, 2012 7:56:54 am PDT #7808 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The Cotton Gin refers to the alcohol consumed by those working on cotton farms.
I thought it referred to the card game played by those working on cotton farms.
Wait. No, that's Cotton Gin *Rummy.* My bad.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 01, 2012 8:01:57 am PDT #7809 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I firmly believe that the crucifixion is not something you can do to yourself simply because you do not have enough hands.
It is the "simply because" that gets me!
I have the world's crankiest pants today- I had a meltdown over a show I am doing (I work with the director) because he had misunderstood me about something, and now I have crying hangover.
sumi - Jun 01, 2012 8:11:34 am PDT #7810 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
More interesting portraits. (This time: painted.)
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2012 8:11:39 am PDT #7811 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of ass deaths, an article yesterday taught me (via comments) of the following interesting method: Stick a hot poker up someone's ass, but do it inside a funnel-shaped thing to avoid external burns.
Obviously this would not get past a post mortem today, but at the time when it was supposed to happen...crafty. And the butt-funnel was a length of bone.
Of course, I can't remember who this was supposed to have happened to, nor who did it. Just--really hot poker in your arse.