This is a truly weird set of stock photos: [link]
Is there a secret get-rich-fast scheme that involves taking one-in-a-million stock photos that just sit there waiting for that one Powerpoint presentation to make their existence worthwhile?
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 29, 2012 10:07:11 am PDT #7416 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
le nubian - May 29, 2012 10:08:37 am PDT #7417 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
tommyrot - May 29, 2012 10:10:48 am PDT #7418 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is a truly weird set of stock photos: [link]
What, you've never had a need for a photo of a woman with Hitler hairdo and moustache peeling potatoes in a red dress?
Jesse - May 29, 2012 10:11:09 am PDT #7419 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This is a truly weird set of stock photos: [link]
I really kept thinking I had gotten to the weirdest one, and then... WTF.
Amy - May 29, 2012 10:16:57 am PDT #7420 of 30001
Because books.
This is a truly weird set of stock photos
Some of those would make great drabble prompts.
§ ita § - May 29, 2012 10:19:38 am PDT #7421 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What, you've never had a need for a photo of a woman with Hitler hairdo and moustache peeling potatoes in a red dress?
Only if the potatoes are arranged in a line on her lap...what? Really? I'm going to purchase the rights right away.
Burrell - May 29, 2012 10:31:10 am PDT #7422 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I wear a lot of kurtas, so my drapey looks like this. Worn with either jeans, trousers, yoga pants, or, yes, leggings.
Ugh Kat, I say sublet your friend's house in Ivanhoe's school district. Well except for the part where you'd need to move again at the end of summer. Ugh!
§ ita § - May 29, 2012 10:31:59 am PDT #7423 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And...half the department just showed up, and they didn't get the email about the dress code. So the half that did? I'm the only idiot who came in, and I have a lump on the back of my head filled with novocaine.
Strix - May 29, 2012 10:43:08 am PDT #7424 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jesse, insent to profile addy.
OK, all, I am going wrestle myself gently into a bra and head out to the ortho here in a few. Wish me a simple fracture and a little cast!
Liese S. - May 29, 2012 10:44:43 am PDT #7425 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Happy fracture!