What, you've never had a need for a photo of a woman with Hitler hairdo and moustache peeling potatoes in a red dress?
Only if the potatoes are arranged in a line on her lap...what? Really? I'm going to purchase the rights right away.
Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
Jayne ,'Serenity'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 29, 2012 10:19:38 am PDT #7421 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Burrell - May 29, 2012 10:31:10 am PDT #7422 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I wear a lot of kurtas, so my drapey looks like this. Worn with either jeans, trousers, yoga pants, or, yes, leggings.
Ugh Kat, I say sublet your friend's house in Ivanhoe's school district. Well except for the part where you'd need to move again at the end of summer. Ugh!
§ ita § - May 29, 2012 10:31:59 am PDT #7423 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And...half the department just showed up, and they didn't get the email about the dress code. So the half that did? I'm the only idiot who came in, and I have a lump on the back of my head filled with novocaine.
Strix - May 29, 2012 10:43:08 am PDT #7424 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jesse, insent to profile addy.
OK, all, I am going wrestle myself gently into a bra and head out to the ortho here in a few. Wish me a simple fracture and a little cast!
Liese S. - May 29, 2012 10:44:43 am PDT #7425 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Happy fracture!
-t - May 29, 2012 10:46:21 am PDT #7426 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
So wished, Erin!
I really like all the drapey stuff and have a fair amount of it. Maybe I should stock u while it's in style.
But I don't have much professional wear. I will have to do something about that at some point, presumably.
Zenkitty - May 29, 2012 10:47:51 am PDT #7427 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Zen, I am--I had done it about two months ago, and lost a bit, and kept it off, but it's starting to creep back up and I still need to lose bunches more, so I'ma try. So hard to stay on though. I love me some carbs. But I'm pretty sure my body likes me better when it's getting plenty of protein.
I loves me some carbs too, alas. Why protein shakes? Those things are nasty!
Ginger - May 29, 2012 10:48:34 am PDT #7428 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Please consider our needs occasionally.
Those must be the people who think that when someone gains weight their arms get longer.
Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2012 10:52:42 am PDT #7429 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
The stock photo of the female healthcare worker with an angry shadow would actually be useful to illustrate a class on how to deal with anger for healthcare professionals.
All the other ones were really bizarre.
meara - May 29, 2012 10:57:11 am PDT #7430 of 30001
Why protein shakes? Those things are nasty!
...that's what the diet said to do? They weren't quite so nasty in my memory, but I was having issues this morning.