Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 28, 2012 8:28:11 pm PDT #7347 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yeah, any time I can buy something in a 6 I assume their sizing is wonky rather than assuming I've gotten smaller.


aurelia - May 28, 2012 8:54:17 pm PDT #7348 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

In my ongoing quest to purge accumulated stuff I'm going through a box of playbills, thank you cards, and such. Why have I kept a note from a roommate (circa 1993?) that simply says, "I was chased by a bat this morning. Really!" Whuh?

I also found a newspaper clipping with a photo of me in the spray of a firehose after a mud vollyball game, a show photo from 1992 which includes Jon Hamm, and... my Buffista cards!


Cass - May 28, 2012 8:59:03 pm PDT #7349 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Why have I kept a note from a roommate (circa 1993?) that simply says, "I was chased by a bat this morning. Really!" Whuh?

Batman issues?


Jesse - May 29, 2012 3:06:13 am PDT #7350 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wait, for what? The giant goodstuff queue dump I did?

Yes! I'm going to spread them out a bit, because I am lazy, and it's easier to find cute kittens than good news.

Kat/Erin/meara: I half-assed-ly measured the dress and came up with B38 and W32.5, so if any of you think it would work on you, feel free to make me an offer! I would like to say that generally it's a smallish 12, but that's mostly because I couldn't quite zip it up. On me, the fullness of the skirt with my natural fullness in the hip makes it look Little Bo Peep shaped, but if you aren't so big down below, I bet it would be nice.


sumi - May 29, 2012 4:29:57 am PDT #7351 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Adorable tiny cowboy.


flea - May 29, 2012 5:23:49 am PDT #7352 of 30001
information libertarian

Cows Crash Party, Help Themselves to Beer: [link]


Cashmere - May 29, 2012 5:26:19 am PDT #7353 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I would have sworn that was in Wisconsin.

Why did I agree to a photoshoot of local moms using social media? My house is s freakin' wreck!


Stephanie - May 29, 2012 6:13:14 am PDT #7354 of 30001
Trust my rage

Can you do it outside? Better light? Highlights the wifi, can do it anywhere-ness of social media?


§ ita § - May 29, 2012 6:36:23 am PDT #7355 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you had an 8 am doctors appointment, would you be able to give a urine sample if they hadn't warned you not to pee beforehand? A cup of water isn't going to get me going by nine. I'm playing along, but wtf?


Strix - May 29, 2012 6:44:40 am PDT #7356 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I will wait till meara and kat look at the measurements, and we will go about this decision in a civilized way! Thanks, Jesse!

Have appt. at ortho at 330 today. DON'T wish me monsters!!