I just want to go to the family reunion and start handing out condoms.
You should go to mine, too. I think 4 out of 5 second, third, and fourth cousins had their first babies as teenagers. I also have a whole family of cousins in one family where the girls are ALL named First Name Sue. For real.
Yeah, I still have wide shoulders and big boobs. I lost a cup size, but I am still a 38D. So I wear a 12 or a large in most shirts, but in pants, definitely a size 10. 38-31-37 now.
DH is recording Hatfields & McCoys tonight but I told him he's already seen it all at my family reunion. (He knows about my Uncle Bob's shotgun wound scars.)
First Name Sue
Now I'm trying to think how that would work in Brooklyn: Ashley Sue? Madison Sue?
We have a Kimberly Sue and a Barbara Sue.
But do you have A Boy Named Sue?
But do you have A Boy Named Sue?
Probably somewhere.
We have a Kimberly Sue and a Barbara Sue.
Cash, we could be distant cousins!
In my family, you either put together a patchwork name with your feels, or you call her Natasha. Possibly Nicole, if you already have a Natasha, but no one seems to care that there are already a bunch of Natashas or Nicoles when they reach their lovely daughter.
>But do you have A Boy Named Sue?
Probably somewhere.
That means there has to be at least one Mary Sue. I wonder if she has violet eyes.