In crazy family news, my cousin, who is four years younger than me (37) is now a grandmother.
Yikes.
Sadly, she is not the first. Another cousin is a grandmother at 36.
I'm Judgey McJudgerson.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - May 28, 2012 4:31:04 pm PDT #7292 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Amy - May 28, 2012 4:31:30 pm PDT #7293 of 30001
Because books.
Doesn't Word sort of have it now? The blue squiggly lines are for words it thinks you've misused.
tommyrot - May 28, 2012 4:32:25 pm PDT #7294 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, I've been misspelling kindergarten as kindergarden my whole life.
Strix - May 28, 2012 4:33:30 pm PDT #7295 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Thanks, Jesse. DAMMIT. It is darling, but I lost another 5 lbs. in the last two weeks, so it should go to someone who will fit it.
(I am 14 lbs lighter than the Lying Liar Who Lies weight on my driver's license!!! Said lie was 40 lbs less than what I weighed when I got the license 3 years ago. Cray-cray...)
Strix - May 28, 2012 4:35:14 pm PDT #7296 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The youngest grandmother I've ever personally met was 33. !!!
Jesse - May 28, 2012 4:35:29 pm PDT #7297 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've seen "If I've peaked your interest" in numerous online personal ads.
Oh yeah. All the time.
(I am 14 lbs lighter than the Lying Liar Who Lies weight on my driver's license!!! Said lie was 40 lbs less than what I weighed when I got the license 3 years ago. Cray-cray...)
Wow!
Steph L. - May 28, 2012 4:37:27 pm PDT #7298 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Dang, Erin! Did you do anything specific, or did it just come with your awesome husband/stepson/house/life?
Cashmere - May 28, 2012 4:38:03 pm PDT #7299 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
The youngest grandmother I've ever personally met was 33
That's bad. I just want to go to the family reunion and start handing out condoms.
Strix - May 28, 2012 4:38:35 pm PDT #7300 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yeah, it continues to boggle me, too. All my life, weight problems, BID's -- 220 at my heaviest -- and I weighed in at 146 at the urgent care Sunday. WTFF?!
ETA: Steph, the combo of hyst/marriage, but I really started to lose it when I went freelance.
Amy - May 28, 2012 4:39:40 pm PDT #7301 of 30001
Because books.
That's awesome, Erin. But I still find I never know what will fit until I've tried on a lot of a particular brand. I need a size 12 in shirts from H&M, and usually wear a medium at Target, for instance. (That said, H&M tends to believe every woman is six feet tall and has zero breasts.)