I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 28, 2012 11:09:07 am PDT #7212 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I wonder who is writing that? It actually amused me.


§ ita § - May 28, 2012 11:12:54 am PDT #7213 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Must be a huge fan, because it's every nightmare writ large.


§ ita § - May 28, 2012 11:44:33 am PDT #7214 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, the BAFTA jokes flying around my dash right now..Sherlock fandom is so catty.


Ginger - May 28, 2012 11:55:08 am PDT #7215 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've decided to try two brands of disposable gloves, one of which is going to have me saying "Two by two, hands of blue." I know you were breathlessly awaiting my decision.


SuziQ - May 28, 2012 12:50:38 pm PDT #7216 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My project of the day is sorting through my boxes and boxes of pictures. I'm maybe a fifth of the way through and I have so many piles, including a big pile to give KCD. I also have a pile of pre-divorce family pictures that I'm not sure what to do with. And I have a pile to trash. In the modern age, they would have been deleted. Still feels weird to toss pictures.


Strix - May 28, 2012 1:04:05 pm PDT #7217 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

SHOWERED! Oh, sweet, sweet bliss.

My hair is in a side pony that looks like a two year old with 10 thumbs did it, but it is CLEAN and out of my face.

I very, very carefully washed my left forearm and that felt wonderful.

But I just realized I will be teaching Dan how to curl hair and put on eyeliner. On me, that is. He was an art student; it'll be good for him.


aurelia - May 28, 2012 1:08:26 pm PDT #7218 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I just put a bunch of photos on flickr that my grandfather took during his WWII army days. [link] I think he did a lot of clerical stuff (I guess not that many men could type in the 40's?) so I don't know that he saw much action. I know his view of the war was very different than my other grandfather who served in the Pacific and would NOT talk about it at all.


tommyrot - May 28, 2012 1:11:45 pm PDT #7219 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Batman-Themed Smartphone By Nokia

According to Pocket-lint, Nokia has produced a limited-edition black Batman Nokia Lumia 900 smartphone that has the Batman logo laser-etched into its body. VentureBeat reports that these bat-phones “will go on sale in a few weeks for the U.K., German, and French market”.

I dunno--is it Bat-y enough?


Ginger - May 28, 2012 1:25:07 pm PDT #7220 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I also have a pile of pre-divorce family pictures that I'm not sure what to do with.

Photoshop.


Kat - May 28, 2012 1:32:29 pm PDT #7221 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ginger for the win.

I am trying to figure out how cricket is played. I am confused.