I have a style in my brain that my body can't support.

I have a style in my head that my laziness can't support. Okay, more like twenty styles I'd like to rock, but the point is I mostly stay generic and easy.

This is me, much to Tim's chagrin.

Although today we have a wedding that I'm wearing the retro polka-dotted dress to. (I did not shop for new shoes, due to walking the dog in the heat yesterday and sort of passing out in front of the church. I'm fine, but once I got me and the dog back home, I laid on the tile kitchen floor, drank gatorade, threw up, drank more gatorade, threw that up, contemplated going to urgent care, took a nap, and eventually felt okay around 11 pm. So no shoe shopping.)

But the dress will be kicking.

Good god, Steph. That sounds like classic dehydration. Make sure you hydrate today!

I love that dress, by the way.

The other day as I was leaving work, a woman in a business suit got into the elevator, looked at me, and said "you are so lucky you get to dress comfortably at work".

My office building is where all the Clear Channel radio stations broadcast from, so I *know* I am not the scruffiest person in the building. There's never any doubt that you're on the elevator with a Clear Channel person.

Good god, Steph. That sounds like classic dehydration. Make sure you hydrate today!

I eventually was able to keep water and dinner down yesterday, so I got some hydration back in me, and I will definitely be hydrating all day today, since it's supposed to be goddamn 96 and humid and we have to go to a birthday party -- outdoors -- for Tim's dad BEFORE the wedding. (I will be wearing shorts and a t-shirt and then changing into the dress before we leave. No fool, me.)

I have military and an oil company with field workers in my building, so I'm never going to be the most comfortably dressed one in the elevator.

Praise all gods for 10-20% humidity in high summer.

I actually do have a style, it's just fairly boring. But I like it!

This is me! Mostly black, grey, and navy with the occasional pop of color. I like a simple outfit with a fabulous accessory.

The other day as I was leaving work, a woman in a business suit got into the elevator, looked at me, and said "you are so lucky you get to dress comfortably at work".

I have never understood why this was an issue. If your clothes are uncomfortable, find ones that aren't. The one exception was pantyhose in the summer, but now that hose are no longer a professional requirement, I don't see the problem.

I love that I can wear jeans when I go into the office.

CJ is off to his first day of work at his summer job - working the concession stand at the local pool. Sounds like the perfect job for a 15 year old boy, right?

I like different things so I end up never knowing which direction to go in. Although I've taken more chances, when I go clothes shopping I attempt to try on at least 1 thing I like but isn't "my style". Occasionally I'll get something that looks good on me and sometimes it's too outside my "comfort" zone.

I have tried on dozens of dresses this weekend that were not my usual thing, and none of them worked! But I did try.