Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - Apr 12, 2012 2:08:12 pm PDT #690 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Why would anyone kiss sux....oh.

I actually came here for cooking advice.

If a recipe, on the back of the box, says to bake at 350º for 28 minutes for a 13 x 9 pan, at 30 minutes for a 9 x 9 pan and 45 minutes for a 8x8 pan how long should I bake if I'm putting the brownie batter in mini cupcake pans?


Polter-Cow - Apr 12, 2012 2:10:12 pm PDT #691 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Man Walks All Day to Create Spectacular Snow Patterns:

Artist Simon Beck must really love the cold weather! Along the frozen lakes of Savoie, France, he spends days plodding through the snow in raquettes (snowshoes), creating these sensational patterns of snow art. Working for 5-9 hours a day, each final piece is typically the size of three soccer fields! The geometric forms range in mathematical patterns and shapes that create stunning, sometimes 3D, designs when viewed from higher levels.


amych - Apr 12, 2012 2:10:35 pm PDT #692 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, I am sitting in the corner with your most excellent Beastie Boys rant. Together, we are fighting for our right to party.


javachik - Apr 12, 2012 2:11:05 pm PDT #693 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

If a recipe, on the back of the box, says to bake at 350º for 28 minutes for a 13 x 9 pan, at 30 minutes for a 9 x 9 pan and 45 minutes for a 8x8 pan how long should I bake if I'm putting the brownie batter in mini cupcake pans?

I totally thought this would end with:

If a recipe, on the back of the box, says to bake at 350º for 28 minutes for a 13 x 9 pan, at 30 minutes for a 9 x 9 pan and 45 minutes for a 8x8 pan how long should I bake if I'm putting the brownie batter in mini cupcake pans if one is headed West at 45 MPH and the other is headed East at 90MPH?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 12, 2012 2:11:08 pm PDT #694 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm gonna kick that dude ROOT DOWN!


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2012 2:11:57 pm PDT #695 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

If a recipe, on the back of the box, says to bake at 350º for 28 minutes for a 13 x 9 pan, at 30 minutes for a 9 x 9 pan and 45 minutes for a 8x8 pan how long should I bake if I'm putting the brownie batter in mini cupcake pans?

*Mini* cupcake pans? Start checking at 12 minutes, maybe? Or 15?


Allyson - Apr 12, 2012 2:12:13 pm PDT #696 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So how ya gonna kick it?


Hil R. - Apr 12, 2012 2:12:29 pm PDT #697 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If a recipe, on the back of the box, says to bake at 350º for 28 minutes for a 13 x 9 pan, at 30 minutes for a 9 x 9 pan and 45 minutes for a 8x8 pan how long should I bake if I'm putting the brownie batter in mini cupcake pans?

I'd start with about ten minutes and check to see if they're done.


quester - Apr 12, 2012 2:15:27 pm PDT #698 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I totally thought this would end with:

java, you made me laugh like a loon!

I will check them at 10 minutes, thank you Hil and Steph!


Allyson - Apr 12, 2012 2:16:00 pm PDT #699 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

THEY HAVE MORE HITS THAN SADAHURU OH.

I'm calm now I think.