You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - May 25, 2012 2:46:31 pm PDT #6784 of 30001

I imagine they're seeing them in locker rooms, but (from what I've heard, I have no idea) isn't the explanation that some are growers and some are showers?


§ ita § - May 25, 2012 2:49:24 pm PDT #6785 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

isn't the explanation that some are growers and some are showers?

I mean, it's not like we have to wait for someone's nipples to stick out before we get that our racks are not like theirs. And I *think* most women get the idea of how much pushup and cutlets can achieve.

It's the double-sided tape that's the revelation.


meara - May 25, 2012 2:52:08 pm PDT #6786 of 30001

What does the double-sided tape do? (says the A cup girl)


Zenkitty - May 25, 2012 2:53:47 pm PDT #6787 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Also, apparently penis size is exactly as much a hangup for guys as breast size for women.

Never have wanted or envied big boobs. Wish my current DDDs were Bs again. As, even. I want perky little boobs so I never had to wear a bra.


flea - May 25, 2012 2:57:48 pm PDT #6788 of 30001
information libertarian

Yeah, tape cannot create flesh where no flesh there is.

On the boy/girl topic, I have never heard a small boy say he's fat. The youngest girl I've heard say she was fat was 4. My (so thin and muscly she has 6-pack abs) 8 year old asks me if she's fat all the time. And we're a household with very few body image demons; thin-body privilege is our middle name around here.


Jesse - May 25, 2012 2:59:11 pm PDT #6789 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

isn't the explanation that some are growers and some are showers?

That's a fact.

The only guy I've ever had express concerns about his penis size to me was repeating something his ex had said.

My (so thin and muscly she has 6-pack abs) 8 year old asks me if she's fat all the time.

Yikes.


Scrappy - May 25, 2012 3:00:22 pm PDT #6790 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Women's sell-by date is way earlier than guy's, as well.


Nora Deirdre - May 25, 2012 3:10:30 pm PDT #6791 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

But using data from the University of My Ass,

A fine institution indeed.

Hey, I need help! smonster suggested that I ask the hivemind about changing one of my blog names. It is currently NOLA Beer Bitch, but now people are, like, reading it and stuff and I feel a little self conscious about a name I made up while drunk and also, news media can't print the name apparently (see: [link]

So, I like the alliteration and I do want to keep the name NOLA and lady centric. And beer-centric of course.

I haven't found anything that really grabs me. NOLA Beer Broad? NOLA Beer Belle? Something that ties in with my other blog, Nora in NOLA? Thoughts? Help!


quester - May 25, 2012 3:11:48 pm PDT #6792 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Never have wanted or envied big boobs. Wish my current DDDs were Bs again. As, even. I want perky little boobs so I never had to wear a bra.

We must be sharing a brain and a body!


Zenkitty - May 25, 2012 3:13:35 pm PDT #6793 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We must be sharing a brain and a body!

In that case, help me get us off the couch.