Never have wanted or envied big boobs. Wish my current DDDs were Bs again. As, even. I want perky little boobs so I never had to wear a bra.
We must be sharing a brain and a body!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Never have wanted or envied big boobs. Wish my current DDDs were Bs again. As, even. I want perky little boobs so I never had to wear a bra.
We must be sharing a brain and a body!
We must be sharing a brain and a body!
In that case, help me get us off the couch.
NOLA Beer Broad
I like this. Nice and sassy.
It is currently NOLA Beer Bitch, but now people are, like, reading it and stuff and I feel a little self conscious about a name I made up while drunk and also, news media can't print the name apparently (see: [link]).
You're so fancy! I like Broad.
OMG, speaking of naming things, my coworker just joined the company kickball team. Their name? Furious George. LOVE IT.
I don't think men are under the same pressure to BE EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SEXY ALL THE TIME OR ELSE YOU FAIL AT PERSONHOOD the way women are.
Jess, you have no idea...
Tom, is that your sexy emo look? :)
Double sided tape in order to show off a cleavage without going NSFW. And keep your clothes from gapping, just hugging.
Tom, is that your sexy emo look?
Well, I had to dial it back, obviously.
It must be so hard to look that good.
The camera can only capture but so much hotness, clearly.
Ok, tape would in theory be useful to me too, if I were wearing things that were JLo-esque. But....I don't.