See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strix - May 25, 2012 7:53:39 am PDT #6689 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My *god* I loved I never. You get to totally frame yourself exactly as rapacious as you want to be, and learn shit about your friends.

My sister! My friends got to the point that they wouldn't play with me anymore. I still love it.

I also loved the drinking games "Questions" where you had to frame everything as a question immediately, and if you froze or said a statement, you had to drink. So of course you had to ask the most uncomfortable questions of people ever to throw them off.


tommyrot - May 25, 2012 7:57:50 am PDT #6690 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also loved the drinking games "Questions" where you had to frame everything as a question immediately, and if you froze or said a statement, you had to drink. So of course you had to ask the most uncomfortable questions of people ever to throw them off.

Did you get this from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead?

"Is there a God?"

"Foul! No non-sequiturs!"


Strix - May 25, 2012 8:02:33 am PDT #6691 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Nope, actually. It's just a drinking game, AFAIK.


Jesse - May 25, 2012 8:04:18 am PDT #6692 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I knew spade was racist and thought it was common knowledge.

Ditto, and also ditto to knowing that "call a spade a spade" is NOT racist.

In college, "I Never" almost always had a lot of busting other people for their shit. Good times.


§ ita § - May 25, 2012 8:07:44 am PDT #6693 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Our "I never", by the second time we played was straight up saying things that mean *you* had to drink, so basically one big smugfest with added inebriation.

I have no idea why it took us till the second time to get there. I assume most people just start playing it that way.

Two Truths and a Lie, I think.

That is quite possibly right. Then again, Quebec, so who knows what we called shit?

I think I played Truth Or Dare twice, and it ended in tears both times. So when they play it on TV for maximum angsty impact, I'm very "Yes--this."


Strix - May 25, 2012 8:09:17 am PDT #6694 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Our "I never", by the second time we played was straight up saying things that mean *you* had to drink, so basically one big smugfest with added inebriation.

Oh, hell yeah! This included saying shit you knew you would have to drink to also, just to get other people fucked up and squirming.

Truth or Dare was never as fun to me, because truths were kind of boring, and most dare were boring like "Flash you tits at cars in the street" or "Go grab that guy's ass."

Um, ok? Done. Ya just waltz up to someone and say "I'm sorry, but this is a dare/winning me a bet, so I hope you'll humor me" and do whatever.

It's actually gotten me free drinks a few times in bars.


Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2012 8:09:23 am PDT #6695 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I never understood why people chose dare. You could always just lie if you chose truth, whereas dare you needed to perform.

I was super nosy, and didn't really have any interesting secrets, so I loved Truth or Dare, just for the information.


Kat - May 25, 2012 8:12:39 am PDT #6696 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Must be a friday. Buffistas are talking about sexual deviance, what to call animals, and drinking games.

It's nice to have ita back, isn't it?


Strix - May 25, 2012 8:13:08 am PDT #6697 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

LIE? During a TRUTH?

Sophia, you have no Game Honor. I am SHOCKED.


tommyrot - May 25, 2012 8:13:27 am PDT #6698 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's nice to have ita back, isn't it?

Yes, even if she won't sleep with her sister.