It turns out that Muppet prefers "Feline Overlord."
Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - May 25, 2012 7:26:21 am PDT #6672 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Zenkitty - May 25, 2012 7:27:21 am PDT #6673 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I knew the spade thing. I didn't know that phrase was ever NOT racist.
And some of us don't have friends with weird sex things in their past.
Sure you do.
I also had two friends, both male, who had sex with their brothers
Are you just, like, lucky in the people that you know, or is this actually happening a lot more than I suspected it was?
Amy - May 25, 2012 7:27:45 am PDT #6674 of 30001
Because books.
I will get a snake and a boyfriend to make up for this, but I will not have sex with my sister.
Oh, all RIGHT.
Strix - May 25, 2012 7:29:34 am PDT #6675 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I have heard fur babies before, and while I would never use that term, my mom probably would. Their dogs have always been spoiled, yo. Though they are perfectly aware the dog is a DOG and do not dress her up or do other crazy shit.
Crazy Sex Stories: I think I've told this one, but I had a married couple as roommates for my last semester in college (my age) and we had a summer BBQ. S made stuff, including a cucumber salad.
After we'd eaten and drank and proceded to the Pub, playing "I Never," she (drunk) told us "I never let my husband fuck me with a cucumber and then fed it to my guests."
And drank.
We were all "WHAAA?"
S: "Well, I washed and peeled it, fer Chrissakes!"
She thought it was funny. We...did not.
Jessica - May 25, 2012 7:32:46 am PDT #6676 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I will get a snake and a boyfriend to make up for this, but I will not have sex with my sister.
Slacker.
Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2012 7:32:54 am PDT #6677 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I knew spade was racist and thought it was common knowledge.
It turns out that Muppet prefers "Feline Overlord."
Hee!
The one new name I don't mind is "companion animal" because I think that reflects the closeness of the bond, but still makes it clear you have not had a break with reality and think your pets are your children.
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 7:33:13 am PDT #6678 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I do know people who have had sex with their siblings in the bed, just not with their siblings.
Also with their children in the bed. Sibling was pissed off, kid didn't care.
Perhaps uncoincidentally the same family, but not the same individuals.
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 7:33:55 am PDT #6679 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The one new name I don't mind is "companion animal" because I think that reflects the closeness of the bond
If I read/hear that, I will assume that the animal is a seeing-eye dog or other helper animal.
tommyrot - May 25, 2012 7:34:44 am PDT #6680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I tended to not like playing "I Never" in college, because everyone would tell their sexual escapades but I didn't have much to contribute on that subject.
But once playing "I Never" while drunk (of course), I said, "I never masturbated in the Arctic Circle Watershed and threw my used Kleenix into a river so it'd end up in the Arctic Circle."
Strix - May 25, 2012 7:34:57 am PDT #6681 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I knew "spade" was derogatory, and we had a Sambo's restaurant in my hometown when I was a kid, and even at 8, as a little (freakishly advanced reader) kid, thought it was really weird, and I didn't like eating there.
(We ate there twice. The second time, I was all "Isn't sambo a mean word for a black person? I don't like this restaurant." AND the food sucked. They didn't last very long, in the late 70's.)