I knew the spade thing. I didn't know that phrase was ever NOT racist.

And some of us don't have friends with weird sex things in their past.

Sure you do.

I also had two friends, both male, who had sex with their brothers

Are you just, like, lucky in the people that you know, or is this actually happening a lot more than I suspected it was?

I will get a snake and a boyfriend to make up for this, but I will not have sex with my sister.

Oh, all RIGHT.

I have heard fur babies before, and while I would never use that term, my mom probably would. Their dogs have always been spoiled, yo. Though they are perfectly aware the dog is a DOG and do not dress her up or do other crazy shit.

Crazy Sex Stories: I think I've told this one, but I had a married couple as roommates for my last semester in college (my age) and we had a summer BBQ. S made stuff, including a cucumber salad.

After we'd eaten and drank and proceded to the Pub, playing "I Never," she (drunk) told us "I never let my husband fuck me with a cucumber and then fed it to my guests."

And drank.

We were all "WHAAA?"

S: "Well, I washed and peeled it, fer Chrissakes!"

She thought it was funny. We...did not.

I will get a snake and a boyfriend to make up for this, but I will not have sex with my sister.

Slacker.

I knew spade was racist and thought it was common knowledge.

It turns out that Muppet prefers "Feline Overlord."

Hee!

The one new name I don't mind is "companion animal" because I think that reflects the closeness of the bond, but still makes it clear you have not had a break with reality and think your pets are your children.

I do know people who have had sex with their siblings in the bed, just not with their siblings.

Also with their children in the bed. Sibling was pissed off, kid didn't care.

Perhaps uncoincidentally the same family, but not the same individuals.

The one new name I don't mind is "companion animal" because I think that reflects the closeness of the bond

If I read/hear that, I will assume that the animal is a seeing-eye dog or other helper animal.

I tended to not like playing "I Never" in college, because everyone would tell their sexual escapades but I didn't have much to contribute on that subject.

But once playing "I Never" while drunk (of course), I said, "I never masturbated in the Arctic Circle Watershed and threw my used Kleenix into a river so it'd end up in the Arctic Circle."

I knew "spade" was derogatory, and we had a Sambo's restaurant in my hometown when I was a kid, and even at 8, as a little (freakishly advanced reader) kid, thought it was really weird, and I didn't like eating there.

(We ate there twice. The second time, I was all "Isn't sambo a mean word for a black person? I don't like this restaurant." AND the food sucked. They didn't last very long, in the late 70's.)

Heh. I loved "I Never" because I knew all people's shit and would say things on purpose that they had to drink to. Not Deep Dark Secrets, just slightly skanky ones.

And I cheerfully drank to anything I'd done.