SWINTON!

I cannot wait for the Jim Jarmusch vampire movie she's going to be in with Tom Hiddleston. And OH, how I am hoping that there's a scene using a bladed ankh pendant, because the idea of SWINTON being part of a shout-out to The Hunger (in which David Bowie was a vampire) makes me dizzy with fangirl glee.

(The Hunger shout-out is totally from my fevered imagination, I have seen no rumors of such a thing. But a vampire fangirl can hope, right?)

Jim Jarmusch vampire movie she's going to be in with Tom Hiddleston

That's a lot of mesmerising potential right there...

This morning I discovered yet another downside to people knowing your "usual". Last week when I went to buy a morningstar muffin, the lady told me there were none left. Today she apologised, because apparently there had been one left, but her co-worker spotted me in line and put it conveniently aside and didn't tell her.

See, people? Nothing but a cavalcade of catastrophe.

I would have loved to see the love child of David Bowie and Swinton. Can you imagine? Blindingly fey and otherwordly and beautiful.

Personally, I'm crushed he never reproduced with Iman. Tilda is all sorts of amazing, but I've been fixated on Iman for most of my life. I don't consider her remotely realistic, the way she takes my breath away.

Don't Bowie and Iman have a daughter Alexandria Zahra Jones?

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Added news--the photographer who took that picture of Alexandria dropped dead moments later, having had the Iman Eyebrows of Doom aimed at him.

DUDE. I totally missed that (I'm fixated on her face, not her life).

I take it all back. My heart is healed.

And that girl is as gorgeous as I could have dreamt.

For the record, Jilli, it totally skews my dash when you reblog me, and that's twice today. You can totally give a girl delusions of adequacy.

Ha! But you've been posting such interesting things!

Besides, I totally made up for it by posting a huge text post about Goth media drama.

Did Katy Perry say she was Goth now or something, Jilli?