I give you Swinton: [link]
SWINTON!
Wow.
I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - May 22, 2012 6:04:46 pm PDT #6294 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - May 22, 2012 6:07:51 pm PDT #6295 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SWINTON!
Wow.
Seconded.
§ ita § - May 22, 2012 6:23:25 pm PDT #6296 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a post in mind, clicked on the SWINTON, and have absolutely no idea what I'd been going to say.
Mostly because of the SWINTON and everything inherent there, but also a little bit because of the MPREG.
Atropa - May 22, 2012 6:30:58 pm PDT #6297 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
SWINTON!
I cannot wait for the Jim Jarmusch vampire movie she's going to be in with Tom Hiddleston. And OH, how I am hoping that there's a scene using a bladed ankh pendant, because the idea of SWINTON being part of a shout-out to The Hunger (in which David Bowie was a vampire) makes me dizzy with fangirl glee.
(The Hunger shout-out is totally from my fevered imagination, I have seen no rumors of such a thing. But a vampire fangirl can hope, right?)
§ ita § - May 22, 2012 6:41:12 pm PDT #6298 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jim Jarmusch vampire movie she's going to be in with Tom Hiddleston
That's a lot of mesmerising potential right there...
This morning I discovered yet another downside to people knowing your "usual". Last week when I went to buy a morningstar muffin, the lady told me there were none left. Today she apologised, because apparently there had been one left, but her co-worker spotted me in line and put it conveniently aside and didn't tell her.
See, people? Nothing but a cavalcade of catastrophe.
Amy - May 22, 2012 6:57:10 pm PDT #6299 of 30001
Because books.
I would have loved to see the love child of David Bowie and Swinton. Can you imagine? Blindingly fey and otherwordly and beautiful.
§ ita § - May 22, 2012 7:06:10 pm PDT #6300 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Personally, I'm crushed he never reproduced with Iman. Tilda is all sorts of amazing, but I've been fixated on Iman for most of my life. I don't consider her remotely realistic, the way she takes my breath away.
Typo Boy - May 22, 2012 7:13:05 pm PDT #6301 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2012 7:28:44 pm PDT #6302 of 30001
brillig
Added news--the photographer who took that picture of Alexandria dropped dead moments later, having had the Iman Eyebrows of Doom aimed at him.
§ ita § - May 22, 2012 7:33:44 pm PDT #6303 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DUDE. I totally missed that (I'm fixated on her face, not her life).
I take it all back. My heart is healed.
And that girl is as gorgeous as I could have dreamt.