I went to a place called BounceLand for my niece's birthday party. I left with aching wrists and ankles, lacking in dignity, and a little wistful for the elasticity of youth.

I bought Hendrick's on the way home from work this evening. I like it! Definitely much less pungent than London dry gins.

sara, that is really amazing.

I have never bouncy housed.

I am frustrated at my ice cream maker right now. It's one of the ones where you freeze the bucket that the ice cream goes into, and it feels like they take forever to freeze. These weren't even entirely melted.

So, of course, I look at the ice cream makers with their own refrigeration unit and think...jesus fucking christ, ita, you cannot have every single purpose space-occupying kitchen gadget.

(Besides that powered cookie press looks fasc...STOP)

I bought Hendrick's on the way home from work this evening. I like it! Definitely much less pungent than London dry gins.

Yeah, it's kind of a singular gin. I mean, there are other oddball gins, but it's been around for a while and has a very distinct flavor profile. It is very tasty though.

Are you going to poop?

Ha!!! Hells yes!!

This is the view where I am: [link]

Yes, those are alpaca.

I have forgotten to bring a towel and god help me, painkillers. I am a bit rough this AM.

I'm sorry about the painkillers. Vibing you ibuprofen-finding~ma. But that is one idyllic view.

Hendricks gin is great in a gin fizz: [link]

A friend of mine fracture her neck by landing wrong in a bouncy castle. She was in a neck brace for weeks. They lost some of their charm for me after that.

Go Taylor! Most impressive.

I'm mostly working this weekend. My list is backed up.

After catching up some here I only have to say that I have no issue with pooping away from home, but have experienced a restroom or two that made me consider working on my holding it skills.

So I guess I wasn't wrong in not investing in Facebook. Since I am not an investor at all I found it amusing that a couple people asked me if I thought it was a good idea. They must think I am all smart and stuff now, but that will likely lead to more advice mining.

Much painkiller finding ~ma to Sue. I have taken 6 advil, and still my hip is killing me. I want to go back to sleep, dammit!

Has anyone read the tumblr "Shit my Students Write"? [link] It is killing me, especially this one:

She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.

There is a potential for a great video of this!

Did we talk about Cute Animals Bad Dates here? [link] They use actual quotes from dating ads, but the killer is they do a great job of finding animal pictures to match.

OMG, that's hysterical. I've never seen it before!

Woke up way too early, and now I need to get to the supermarket and make MOAR CUPCAKES.