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Laura - May 19, 2012 2:28:42 am PDT #5798 of 30001

Our wings are not tired.

Go Taylor! Most impressive.

I'm mostly working this weekend. My list is backed up.

After catching up some here I only have to say that I have no issue with pooping away from home, but have experienced a restroom or two that made me consider working on my holding it skills.

So I guess I wasn't wrong in not investing in Facebook. Since I am not an investor at all I found it amusing that a couple people asked me if I thought it was a good idea. They must think I am all smart and stuff now, but that will likely lead to more advice mining.

Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2012 2:35:35 am PDT #5799 of 30001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Much painkiller finding ~ma to Sue. I have taken 6 advil, and still my hip is killing me. I want to go back to sleep, dammit!

Has anyone read the tumblr "Shit my Students Write"? [link] It is killing me, especially this one:

She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.

There is a potential for a great video of this!

flea - May 19, 2012 2:44:48 am PDT #5800 of 30001

information libertarian

Did we talk about Cute Animals Bad Dates here? [link] They use actual quotes from dating ads, but the killer is they do a great job of finding animal pictures to match.

Jesse - May 19, 2012 2:59:57 am PDT #5801 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, that's hysterical. I've never seen it before!

Woke up way too early, and now I need to get to the supermarket and make MOAR CUPCAKES.

Tom Scola - May 19, 2012 3:08:30 am PDT #5802 of 30001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I think Jesse needs a cupcake intervention.

le nubian - May 19, 2012 3:13:15 am PDT #5803 of 30001

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

just put down the sausage casings.

Sue - May 19, 2012 3:43:59 am PDT #5804 of 30001

hip deep in pie

I found towels and my drugs! Wheeeee!

Jesse - May 19, 2012 4:36:50 am PDT #5805 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have been to the supermarket and the post office.

I realized how many millions of cupcakes I actually need to make when I ate a couple rejects last night, and they really are one bite.

smonster - May 19, 2012 4:51:56 am PDT #5806 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Morgana, you may have released the ~ma, but I am going to keep sending it your way. Thanks for the update, and please keep checking in.

Can I have collective AWW or HUZZAH for my Taylor?

Holy crap, she can have All The Huzzahs. That is awesome, and she is awesome, and her parents sound totally awesome.

Did we talk about Cute Animals Bad Dates here?

That is fantastic. I sent it to my sister.

Sheryl - May 19, 2012 4:56:16 am PDT #5807 of 30001

Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Yay for Taylor! Way to Go!

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