Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 18, 2012 12:04:59 pm PDT #5737 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I may still be fixing up the formatting on a 400 page document that needs to be printed monday. Why so bad,y formatted, professors? Why not use styles? Why not be consistant? I have been working on this for 3 days!


Burrell - May 18, 2012 12:12:41 pm PDT #5738 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

going to see Best Exotic Marigold Hotel with a friend while our respective spouses go to Battleship.

That seems unfair to the spouses somehow, even though I know they wanted it that way.

I have a class tomorrow, and t-ball tomorrow as well. And possibly that's all, but that seems unlikely somehow.


DavidS - May 18, 2012 12:16:33 pm PDT #5739 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

While asking if I was a hugger, and while I responded that I'm not!

I could've told her that.


Ginger - May 18, 2012 12:18:23 pm PDT #5740 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Phrenology chart bike helmet [link]

It looks like even the partial eclipse just misses Atlanta.


le nubian - May 18, 2012 12:30:19 pm PDT #5741 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am going to a cottage with 9 other people, lots of booze and food.

Are you going to poop?

Love it. Laughed out loud in the Panera.

Sophia,

I am one of the crazy faculty who you would probably have to help with formatting.


Sophia Brooks - May 18, 2012 12:36:01 pm PDT #5742 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The sad part is that the faculty didn't ask me to do it-- they were OK with the formatting, but it was really inconsistent in terms of fonts/font sizes/headings etc, so I thought it would be easy to just make it look nicer for the students who paid $400 for a review class.

It has taken far longer than I anticipated- seriously, I have been doing this for at least 25 hours.


Atropa - May 18, 2012 12:38:27 pm PDT #5743 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Crows can recognize people. So if someone pisses off a crow, that crow will totally torment the person every time it sees the person.

The flip side of that is that crows will teach their fledglings who the crazy lady is that feeds them, and will also teach them that if they land on the railing of the deck, chatter a lot, and let the crazy lady get really close to them, she will go "Awwww!" and feed them cookies.

(I bought six boxes of TJs candy cane Jo-Jos and stashed them in the freezer, THEN got the GF diagnosis. The crows get Jo-Jos. And they love them. )


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 12:42:32 pm PDT #5744 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I mentioned this before, but crows can figure out how to open those leather motorcycle saddlebags that use a belt-buckle thing to keep shut.

In conclusion: Crows are awesome!


Dana - May 18, 2012 12:44:33 pm PDT #5745 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I so desperately want to take a nap, but tile guy is still here, and cable guy has 15 minutes left on his two-hour appoinmtent window until he's late.


JZ - May 18, 2012 1:04:31 pm PDT #5746 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Phrenology chart bike helmet [link]

That is super-crazy-not-in-this-lifetime expensive, but oh God how I want one. And I do actually need a new bike helmet, and could possibly actually do something similar on my own; I really dislike stealing other people's ideas, but it's just so gorgeous. WANT.