Seems like everyone's got a tale to tell.

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Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 18, 2012 7:32:53 am PDT #5681 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

See, my hummingbirds are bold enough to come right up to me, but I am too scared by their pointy beaks and sudden quick movements to really let them. I think I need to refill at least one feeder, though, I should get on that.


Gudanov - May 18, 2012 7:34:27 am PDT #5682 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Not even a little plutonium pellet you might be using for your matter transporter!

You need californium for that.


sumi - May 18, 2012 7:41:17 am PDT #5683 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

The local frozen custard shop (Ollies) had an experimental red velvet cake flavor. It was mostly just sweet. They're Thin Mint Cookie custard is OH so much better.


Burrell - May 18, 2012 7:44:21 am PDT #5684 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I had sake toffee ice cream just the other day. It was delicious!


Liese S. - May 18, 2012 7:45:37 am PDT #5685 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I know! But to them they're ordinary movements. I just have to calm myself, because the hummingbirds are totally chill. They just look completely frenetic to me.

Although my big fear is getting in the way of the endless and brutal hummingbird battles.


sumi - May 18, 2012 7:49:02 am PDT #5686 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Rescued hummingbird baby


-t - May 18, 2012 7:52:57 am PDT #5687 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's true, if I could be sure they didn't want to impale me I would trust them not to. But sometimes they are very angry that I have let the sugar supply get too low. And they are always angry with each other, it appears, so there might be bleed over from that.


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 8:01:10 am PDT #5688 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But sometimes they are very angry that I have let the sugar supply get too low. And they are always angry with each other, it appears, so there might be bleed over from that.

Angry hummingbirds? Make them giant and you'd have a SyFy movie.

eta: Or, you know, an iPod game app.


§ ita § - May 18, 2012 8:02:50 am PDT #5689 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had sake toffee ice cream just the other day

There's a sake jasmine pearl recipe in this new cookbook. I can't wait to try that...


tommyrot - May 18, 2012 8:13:27 am PDT #5690 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Etiquette Week: How To Dine Out Without Being A Jerk

Restaurant Toilets Are for Peeing and Periods
Make an adult effort to evacuate your bowels at home or (if you must) at the office. Unless a dire digestive situation present itself, feces belong nowhere near a toilet at a restaurant, nice or otherwise. Fumes waft.

Seriously?

Although once while in the bathroom of a McDonalds a guy complained how I had smelled it up, so I dunno....