I named Swifty "Swifty" because he seemed kind of slow when I first met him at the Greensboro SPCA. You know, like how a big guy would be nicknamed "Tiny!"

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.

I'm gonna pretend that sarameg's cat is fandom's new woobie. It helps me feel better about their life choices, you know?

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.

I also objected. I think I even told the story about my friend who named the computers in a network after norse gods, and the Loki one never worked right.

Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.

Most. But not all.

Tom, you'll appreciate this. You know that scene in Korra where Bolin went on a noodle bender and Makko had to collect him and he was blubbeing, "You're a bad idea!"

Emmett is Bolin.

Except he's also like Finn in the "Hug Wolf" episode of Adventure Time.

Allyson, DH shares your never-tiring-of the LL Cool J.

msbelle, I've sworn Owen to a life-time of using his powers for good, not evil. I think he took me too seriously because I believe he cleared my cookies on this laptop. He's been reading about internet privacy.

Note to Mycroft Cat: No running a shadow British government from your club, at least not if you expect to get medical attention for it.

Our cat Toke lives up to her name. (Well, no actual pot-smoking occurs, as far as we know [although we might need to start videotaping her during the day while we're at work, JUST TO BE SURE], but she acts stoned, including perpetual munchies, 24/7.)

Kato -- named after the Pink Panther character, but spelled differently for some reason -- does tend to ambush us unexpectedly, but has not yet run a brothel.

AS FAR AS WE KNOW.

Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.

Same here.

Emmett has done better at the Q than I did during my entire teenage years. No lie.

Same here.

Emmett has done as well as I have during my entire life.

At least there I've got him beat. So far.

Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.

Heh. Not I. Though it is better than I did in all my teenage years. I was not a make out bandit until my 20s.

If I were a vet, I would have a pet name disclaimers.

There's a reason Erzabet's full name is Erzabet-No-Biting.

Loki gave birth to Slepnir, an eight-legged horse that became the mount of Odin, as well as the first of the ogres. He also fathered Fenrir, the God-devouring wolf, Jormungandr, the Earth-encircling serpent, and Hel, the Queen of the Underworld.

Sleipnir's father was the stallion Svaðilfari. So my only question now is, was Loki a human woman or a mare when this tryst/pregnancy/birth occurred? I have been laughing helplessly for a solid ten minutes about this. I'm going to Hel.

Oh, wait! I found it. He was a mare. ahahaha No, seriously, did he get stuck in the mare form for the duration? Or did he change back and walk around as a man pregnant with a foal? This just get funnier the more I think about it.

Okay, I might be a tad drunk.