No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - May 16, 2012 6:16:51 pm PDT #5393 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.


Tom Scola - May 16, 2012 6:18:24 pm PDT #5394 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Loki also wears a fetching pair of horns.


amych - May 16, 2012 6:20:33 pm PDT #5395 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The giving birth to an eight-legged horse thing was definitely not in the movie. I'm pretty sure there would've been freaky-assed fic about that.


lisah - May 16, 2012 6:21:26 pm PDT #5396 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I named Swifty "Swifty" because he seemed kind of slow when I first met him at the Greensboro SPCA. You know, like how a big guy would be nicknamed "Tiny!"


shrift - May 16, 2012 6:22:31 pm PDT #5397 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.

I'm gonna pretend that sarameg's cat is fandom's new woobie. It helps me feel better about their life choices, you know?


Vortex - May 16, 2012 6:31:20 pm PDT #5398 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I want to mention that I advised sarameg against naming her cat after Loki.

I also objected. I think I even told the story about my friend who named the computers in a network after norse gods, and the Loki one never worked right.


DavidS - May 16, 2012 6:33:29 pm PDT #5399 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.

Most. But not all.

Tom, you'll appreciate this. You know that scene in Korra where Bolin went on a noodle bender and Makko had to collect him and he was blubbeing, "You're a bad idea!"

Emmett is Bolin.

Except he's also like Finn in the "Hug Wolf" episode of Adventure Time.


Cashmere - May 16, 2012 6:33:38 pm PDT #5400 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Allyson, DH shares your never-tiring-of the LL Cool J.

msbelle, I've sworn Owen to a life-time of using his powers for good, not evil. I think he took me too seriously because I believe he cleared my cookies on this laptop. He's been reading about internet privacy.


Steph L. - May 16, 2012 6:36:31 pm PDT #5401 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Note to Mycroft Cat: No running a shadow British government from your club, at least not if you expect to get medical attention for it.

Our cat Toke lives up to her name. (Well, no actual pot-smoking occurs, as far as we know [although we might need to start videotaping her during the day while we're at work, JUST TO BE SURE], but she acts stoned, including perpetual munchies, 24/7.)

Kato -- named after the Pink Panther character, but spelled differently for some reason -- does tend to ambush us unexpectedly, but has not yet run a brothel.

AS FAR AS WE KNOW.


Polter-Cow - May 16, 2012 6:55:57 pm PDT #5402 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Emmet has done better at Quinceneara than I have done at most of the F2Fs.

Same here.

Emmett has done better at the Q than I did during my entire teenage years. No lie.

Same here.

Emmett has done as well as I have during my entire life.

At least there I've got him beat. So far.