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'Shells'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - May 16, 2012 1:12:54 pm PDT #5341 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm sorry, lisah.


Allyson - May 16, 2012 1:15:38 pm PDT #5342 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

OH YEAH! I forgot about that one. Mostly because she did not die a horrible death.

Maybe I can get on American Horror Story. Even if I die a horrible death, I can still be recurring.


Dana - May 16, 2012 1:34:35 pm PDT #5343 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

While I understand the concept of the term in corporate speak, it does make me want to ask if filing downstairs in a swift but orderly fashion and then milling around aimlessly in a designated location is really the right metaphor to be using.

They should just call it "This is going to suck."


Dana - May 16, 2012 1:47:27 pm PDT #5344 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In my home sick TV-watching, I am watching a rerun of some reality show where they're auditioning Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. This is kind of terrifying.


Kristen - May 16, 2012 1:54:04 pm PDT #5345 of 30001

Mostly because she did not die a horrible death.

That's it! Next season, we're killing you horribly. Hmph.


Burrell - May 16, 2012 2:15:50 pm PDT #5346 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't see truck nuts much, or maybe I have stopped noticing them.

Or maybe they are more popular in California? Who knows, but I would put not seeing them in the Win category.

Love the bio, Allyson.

Also love the wee snippet of the Kristen and Allyson Show!


§ ita § - May 16, 2012 2:24:19 pm PDT #5347 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A guy I wouldn't sleep with at university wrote a character with my name in his scintillating sci fi fantasy book. (It hinged upon demon and daemon and UNIX and eunuchs sounding the same--good times!). My character was blinded in a horrible accident. Which I was supposed to find flattering enough to drop trou.

Then again, this was the same guy that hacked the university email, read mine, and tried to make me feel bad for telling friends in emails that I didn't like him. Last time I found a picture of him it was a FB icon with him with an apparently hot, taller than him, chick on each arm.

Man, I missed that window. So sad.


Liese S. - May 16, 2012 2:24:26 pm PDT #5348 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha I totally only watch that show when I'm home sick, but that seems to always coincide with a marathon? I dunno.

The bio is fabulous.

Today my students all blew off the day. One even left both her new bass and the old guitar it was replacing. I don't even.

Next week's the party, so I guess I'm giving up for the year?


Dana - May 16, 2012 2:30:52 pm PDT #5349 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The cheerleader candidates just got a lecture about how to eat right. That was depressing.

The fitness guy is named Jay. Is it a rule that all sidekicks on reality shows need to be named Jay?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 16, 2012 2:31:35 pm PDT #5350 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Then again, this was the same guy that hacked the university email, read mine, and tried to make me feel bad for telling friends in emails that I didn't like him.

In that situation, I'd have told him to wait and see how he likes the e-mails I'd be sending to whoever was in charge of student e-mail privileges and academic honor codes at the university, because they'd be considerably less kind.