Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 16, 2012 2:15:50 pm PDT #5346 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't see truck nuts much, or maybe I have stopped noticing them.

Or maybe they are more popular in California? Who knows, but I would put not seeing them in the Win category.

Love the bio, Allyson.

Also love the wee snippet of the Kristen and Allyson Show!


§ ita § - May 16, 2012 2:24:19 pm PDT #5347 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A guy I wouldn't sleep with at university wrote a character with my name in his scintillating sci fi fantasy book. (It hinged upon demon and daemon and UNIX and eunuchs sounding the same--good times!). My character was blinded in a horrible accident. Which I was supposed to find flattering enough to drop trou.

Then again, this was the same guy that hacked the university email, read mine, and tried to make me feel bad for telling friends in emails that I didn't like him. Last time I found a picture of him it was a FB icon with him with an apparently hot, taller than him, chick on each arm.

Man, I missed that window. So sad.


Liese S. - May 16, 2012 2:24:26 pm PDT #5348 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha I totally only watch that show when I'm home sick, but that seems to always coincide with a marathon? I dunno.

The bio is fabulous.

Today my students all blew off the day. One even left both her new bass and the old guitar it was replacing. I don't even.

Next week's the party, so I guess I'm giving up for the year?


Dana - May 16, 2012 2:30:52 pm PDT #5349 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The cheerleader candidates just got a lecture about how to eat right. That was depressing.

The fitness guy is named Jay. Is it a rule that all sidekicks on reality shows need to be named Jay?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 16, 2012 2:31:35 pm PDT #5350 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Then again, this was the same guy that hacked the university email, read mine, and tried to make me feel bad for telling friends in emails that I didn't like him.

In that situation, I'd have told him to wait and see how he likes the e-mails I'd be sending to whoever was in charge of student e-mail privileges and academic honor codes at the university, because they'd be considerably less kind.


tommyrot - May 16, 2012 2:36:43 pm PDT #5351 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, on my way home from work there was a police checkpoint--they were ticketing everyone who was not wearing a seatbelt.

Of course, I always wear my seatbelt. But I haven't seen a police checkpoint in decades....


Theodosia - May 16, 2012 2:47:56 pm PDT #5352 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

On the way home there was an ultra-fancy sportscar-coupe, which I couldn't figure out what kind it was. All it had for an emblem was a rearing horse, which I don't know. Clues?


Jesse - May 16, 2012 2:50:25 pm PDT #5353 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ferrari? [link]


§ ita § - May 16, 2012 2:54:29 pm PDT #5354 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd have told him to wait and see how he likes the e-mails I'd be sending to whoever was in charge of student e-mail privileges and academic honor codes at the university

He went on to TA me a year or so later, and I clearly remember being given 2 points on one the last assignments with the note "Merry Christmas!"

I was an amoral enough little shit at that time to take the extra grade and run with it, because he'd been trying to make me feel guilty for disliking him (I was young--I thought honesty like "I am not interested in you. I don't even like you as a person." would suffice to end the pursuit). So, yeah, I thought the bump of grades was the least I deserved.

I'd do it differently now, though. I'd have shut him down much more harshly (although I still don't know how that would be possible), and I'd have spat the spare grades back in his face,

All it had for an emblem was a rearing horse, which I don't know. Clues?

Theo? Ferrari?


tommyrot - May 16, 2012 2:59:03 pm PDT #5355 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of exotic sports cars, have people seen this?

Lamborghini crash video becomes YouTube sensation

Guy pulled out from a traffic light making a left turn, but hit the gas too hard and spun into oncoming traffic.