When I see a truck like that I expect to see a pair of truck nuts hanging down in back.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - May 16, 2012 10:44:59 am PDT #5323 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
msbelle - May 16, 2012 11:07:26 am PDT #5324 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I don't see truck nuts much, or maybe I have stopped noticing them.
tommyrot - May 16, 2012 11:20:06 am PDT #5325 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - May 16, 2012 11:41:57 am PDT #5326 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
How is this for a bio?
Allyson Beatrice is the author of Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? and The Amazing Adventures of Sam the Bat, and a way too occasional guest blogger at Cocktail Party Physics. She's learning to play guitar and knows three chords and the truth. Okay, actually, she knows seven chords and some bullshit. She's had two television characters named after her, and both died horrible deaths at the hands of psychopaths. She was told not to take it personally, but sometimes does. In her spare time, she wrangles scientists for a world renowned organization that rhymes with the Schmet Schmopulsion Schmaboratory. Her favorite jam is still Around the Way Girl by L.L. Cool J.
Allyson - May 16, 2012 11:46:35 am PDT #5327 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Seriously, I never get tired of L.L. It's true, the ladies do love cool james.
Jesse - May 16, 2012 11:47:05 am PDT #5328 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I love it a great deal. For a bio, I mean. It goes without saying I also love Cool James.
msbelle - May 16, 2012 11:48:15 am PDT #5329 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I would like to hang out with this cool Allyson chick cause she sounds awesome! How about: She hails from Boston, MA but has lived the last XX years in LA. She shares her home with an extremely talented television writer, Ruby the cat, and ?? the dog.
tommyrot - May 16, 2012 11:53:59 am PDT #5330 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - May 16, 2012 11:59:12 am PDT #5331 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Mona! Mona the awful barking dog who chases the cat and digs up my impatiens.
Here's my Adam Yauch piece. [link]
Allyson - May 16, 2012 12:07:46 pm PDT #5332 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
It goes without saying I also love Cool James.
RIGHT?