How is this for a bio?
Allyson Beatrice is the author of Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? and The Amazing Adventures of Sam the Bat, and a way too occasional guest blogger at Cocktail Party Physics. She's learning to play guitar and knows three chords and the truth. Okay, actually, she knows seven chords and some bullshit. She's had two television characters named after her, and both died horrible deaths at the hands of psychopaths. She was told not to take it personally, but sometimes does. In her spare time, she wrangles scientists for a world renowned organization that rhymes with the Schmet Schmopulsion Schmaboratory. Her favorite jam is still Around the Way Girl by L.L. Cool J.
Seriously, I never get tired of L.L. It's true, the ladies do love cool james.
I love it a great deal. For a bio, I mean. It goes without saying I also love Cool James.
I would like to hang out with this cool Allyson chick cause she sounds awesome!
How about: She hails from Boston, MA but has lived the last XX years in LA. She shares her home with an extremely talented television writer, Ruby the cat, and ?? the dog.
Mona! Mona the awful barking dog who chases the cat and digs up my impatiens.
Here's my Adam Yauch piece.
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I just have forever wanted to live on one of those and have a giant satellite dish and NOT DEAL WITH ANYONE!
Well, you know, if you make it Buffista Compound, you'll have to be dealing with US.
msbelle, I'm afraid that's a little too much of a fixer-upper... The helipad isn't even functional!
How about this? I've wanted it ever since I first saw it.
Fingers crossed for Grace's decannulation!
Yep, that. Go, Gracie! What an amazing little kid. As is her brother.
makes llama drama sign, just because
She's learning to play guitar and knows three chords and the truth. Okay, actually, she knows seven chords and some bullshit.
snicker
Boy, there's nothing more fun than a work conference call when you're home sick.
Hey look, Dana's (inside) pants are on fire.
