She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2012 4:07:59 pm PDT #527 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I probably would have supplied a description to my post, though

Why, though?

Because I want to educate folks and let them make an informed decision on whether to click on my links.

But what you do is cool too.


Lee - Apr 11, 2012 4:45:07 pm PDT #528 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My plan for tonight is to play lalalala, I can't hear you to everything outside of you all, the TV, a large glass of wine, and the pizza that is on it's way.

It may not be the most adult plan ever, but it works for me.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 4:45:29 pm PDT #529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Because I want to educate folks and let them make an informed decision on whether to click on my links.

Man, if we decided on every experience beforehand...such a smaller world.

You know, Gawker had an article on goatse, and at least at the time I read it, *no* oneupmanship or grossout image embeds, or even links. Just "don't google [search terms]" warnings. What is that, even?

Somehow that was appealling to me.

Okay, see? Maybe she wouldn't have looked.


Amy - Apr 11, 2012 4:50:53 pm PDT #530 of 30001
Because books.

You know, Gawker had an article on goatse

I read that! And realized that I have never actually seen it, based on the description. I thought it was what everyone called tubgirl and apparently not so much.

The only one of the photos in ita's link that freaked me out was the Spiderman one.


Zenkitty - Apr 11, 2012 4:55:35 pm PDT #531 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

tommyrot, glad it's just cysts. My whole family has cystic skin; it's annoying but not dangerous.

Maria, may the letter be something simple that doesn't require much from you.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 5:07:09 pm PDT #532 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do you want to see it, Amy? I'm pretty sure you've seen lemonparty--that wouldn't faze you. 2 girls 1 cup? I'm really out of the loop. I haven't been keeping up with the grossout sites over the past couple years.

My browser just crashed, which isn't the worst thing in the world. But when it restarted, ALL THE TABS DIDN'T COME BACK, which is. That's easily fifteen tabs per window, min, three windows. I maybe only remember ten of those sites, and obviously those weren't the ones I was hanging onto. Curses.


Amy - Apr 11, 2012 5:19:19 pm PDT #533 of 30001
Because books.

I'm good, thanks. The description alone was horrifying enough.

That's easily fifteen tabs per window, min, three windows.

For real? I only ever have one window open, and at the most maybe six tabs. Otherwise it's too much. Wow, that sounds weird.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 5:51:48 pm PDT #534 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a main window, with b.org, and links I open from here, the gawker sites, and those links, able minds, and then any link I open from email. Then I have a fanfic window, with deancastiel, a couple favourite authors on ff.net, AO3, and some rec lists that are updated moderately frequently, and any fanfics I opened and haven't read yet. And then there's a tumblr window, with my main tumblr dashboard, and then the unending web of tumblrs I open when (admittedly half-assedly) chasing down references.

And that's if I'm not shopping or researching anything.

Oh! And fanart. I have fanart trails open in the main window too. I should re-open deviantart. Glad I remembered.


Zenkitty - Apr 11, 2012 5:57:46 pm PDT #535 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I usually have 10-20 tabs open, myself.


Maria - Apr 11, 2012 6:01:15 pm PDT #536 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

At one point I had 93 tabs open in Chrome. I've since pared down.