Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 16, 2012 6:49:06 am PDT #5240 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, I'm sorry for your family, ita.

Instead of a gender complaint, request a fitbit instead of a pedo (and like 10x as much) because it can be attached to bra, in a pocket etc. And fun data!

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the insurance co isn't springing for that. Not am I!


ChiKat - May 16, 2012 7:00:33 am PDT #5241 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Lisa}} So sorry about Swifty.

Jesse: we're doing a walking challenge thing at work, too. My pedo doesn't work anywhere but on my shoe. I can even clip it to sandals and it works. Try it there.


Jesse - May 16, 2012 7:27:26 am PDT #5242 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'll try that tonight! (Walking home, I know how far it is, so can test.)


Burrell - May 16, 2012 7:36:52 am PDT #5243 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I read Burrell's post as, "My son is leaving to be an Inquisitional Director for LAUSD," and was both horrified and completely baffled.

Ah ha ha! He would totally be Inquisitional Director for LAUSD! He'd use a lot of threats to get people to talk, threats of no computers for a whole week! Or no more coffee! Or that YOU owe him $100 if he doesn't get what he wants!


msbelle - May 16, 2012 7:40:33 am PDT #5244 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

You know how I would love to live close to some Buffistas. but mac and Isaac would be such a destructive team. If Owen was tasked with being their tech master, I do believe they would take over the world via tantrums.

btw, there are houses for sale nearby again, you know if anyone is getting restless where they are.


Theodosia - May 16, 2012 7:47:46 am PDT #5245 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm holding out for that house-with-own-ballroom that a friend linked to on Facebook. My whole current house could fit into that one room, so I'd be set.


msbelle - May 16, 2012 8:08:26 am PDT #5246 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

This would be a fun place to buy for a Buffista compound. [link]


DavidS - May 16, 2012 8:12:30 am PDT #5247 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This would be a fun place to buy for a Buffista compound. [link]

Compounds are for wacky religious cults, msbelle.


Jessica - May 16, 2012 8:13:35 am PDT #5248 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Compounds are for wacky religious cults

2 out of 3, I say we go for it.


meara - May 16, 2012 8:14:38 am PDT #5249 of 30001

Besides, it has a basketball court and a commercial kitchen!