So I get home, and there's a certified mail notice on my door. Now I'm completely anxious. I don't know who it's from, I don't know what it's about, and I'm scared to find out.
It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Maria - Apr 11, 2012 3:41:36 pm PDT #521 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2012 3:47:00 pm PDT #522 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Never click on ita's links, never click on ita's links!
Why do we never learn?
So I get home, and there's a certified mail notice on my door. Now I'm completely anxious. I don't know who it's from, I don't know what it's about, and I'm scared to find out.
It certifies that you're awesome.
Laura - Apr 11, 2012 3:52:50 pm PDT #523 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I clicked, but then I laughed. I have had worse reactions to ita !'s links.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2012 3:53:23 pm PDT #524 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Somehow that was appealling to me.
meara - Apr 11, 2012 3:56:47 pm PDT #525 of 30001
Fingers crossed it's just stupid paperwork that requires a signature, Maria, and nothing new and awful to deal with.
Trying to enjoy evening after frustrating day of work. Time to get off couch and walk around neighborhood to do that.
Maria - Apr 11, 2012 4:01:47 pm PDT #526 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
meara, that's what I'm hoping. I've had too much of the other.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2012 4:07:59 pm PDT #527 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I probably would have supplied a description to my post, though
Why, though?
Because I want to educate folks and let them make an informed decision on whether to click on my links.
But what you do is cool too.
Lee - Apr 11, 2012 4:45:07 pm PDT #528 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My plan for tonight is to play lalalala, I can't hear you to everything outside of you all, the TV, a large glass of wine, and the pizza that is on it's way.
It may not be the most adult plan ever, but it works for me.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 4:45:29 pm PDT #529 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Because I want to educate folks and let them make an informed decision on whether to click on my links.
Man, if we decided on every experience beforehand...such a smaller world.
You know, Gawker had an article on goatse, and at least at the time I read it, *no* oneupmanship or grossout image embeds, or even links. Just "don't google [search terms]" warnings. What is that, even?
Somehow that was appealling to me.
Okay, see? Maybe she wouldn't have looked.
Amy - Apr 11, 2012 4:50:53 pm PDT #530 of 30001
Because books.
You know, Gawker had an article on goatse
I read that! And realized that I have never actually seen it, based on the description. I thought it was what everyone called tubgirl and apparently not so much.
The only one of the photos in ita's link that freaked me out was the Spiderman one.