Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 15, 2012 5:08:43 pm PDT #5177 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I dunno, it reminds me of Georgia O'Keefe somehow.

I was thinking, "This could be the set of a horror movie done by MRAs..."


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 5:09:59 pm PDT #5178 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is this what you're thinking of, ita !: Morning Glory muffins

Those look different and the Morning Star ones have no nuts. But the raisins and carrots and apple butter and wheat germ? Sounds really tasty, but I dunno.


§ ita § - May 15, 2012 5:10:32 pm PDT #5179 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

alpen:

"This could be the set of a horror movie done by MRAs..."

Not enough teeth.


Jessica - May 15, 2012 5:17:15 pm PDT #5180 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JESUS GOD MY EYES.

Welcome back, ita. Well played.


lisah - May 15, 2012 5:18:47 pm PDT #5181 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

aww, man, Bob was out for a few hours today and came home to find our cat Swifty had died. We hadn't seen him have a seizure in a while but, who knows? He was acting just like himself last night and this morning. I really am going to miss him. He was a really affectionate guy with lots of personality. I'm a little worried about his brother. Who knows how he'll react, if he will, who can know with cats.


Lee - May 15, 2012 5:20:50 pm PDT #5182 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry!

I met Swifty, right? He was a sweetie.

Welcome back, ita. Well played.

this.


Anne W. - May 15, 2012 5:22:01 pm PDT #5183 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

{{{Lisa}}}

I'm so sorry.


Kat - May 15, 2012 5:22:26 pm PDT #5184 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh lisah, I'm so sorry. Losing a beloved pet is always tough.

Huh. How do you feel about that?

I don't. I mean, I think I'm supposed to feel something but it's more like, huh. A sister who was born in June 2008 named Graeme.


lisah - May 15, 2012 5:22:34 pm PDT #5185 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Yes, you met him. He probably ran to the door to say hi when you came in. He was a really social guy.


-t - May 15, 2012 5:24:07 pm PDT #5186 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry about Swifty, lisah.