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Hil R. - Apr 11, 2012 3:21:29 pm PDT #514 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm looking at a list for the first quarter of 2012 with not that many kids, but more than one Ruby, Silas, Wren, Hazel, Leonie...the names are very...very. Canadian? Maybe. [link]

Those names are almost all pretty popular among hipster parents right now. ("Hipster" isn't quite the word I want, but I thought for a while and couldn't think of a better word. I know at least one vegan kid with every one of those names except Leonie.)

Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 3:21:36 pm PDT #515 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Gotta love dumb criminals.

When a suitcase containing six puppies is found on the street, and the mother dog pacing around the suitcase, and both the suitcase and the mother have tags identifying their owner, one Howard Davis of Toledo, and the police go to pick him up for animal endangerment, what does said Davis say?

He says the suitcase was stolen a while ago and he'd given the litter and mother to a guy in Michigan.

Seriously? Dumb.

[link]

Puppies are fine and will be fostered until they're old enough to be placed.

Hil R. - Apr 11, 2012 3:24:36 pm PDT #516 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

From that name list:

Hazel Magnolia June, triplet of August Django Kit and Walter Phineas Bay, and sister to Emmett Linus Jack, Flora Hermione Kate, Miles Oscar Inigo and Edith Marlo Wren

I'm willing to bet this "birth announcement" was fake. There are just too many things wrong with it.

§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 3:25:30 pm PDT #517 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, I mean no: [link]

Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 3:27:36 pm PDT #518 of 30001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

AAAAAAH!

Never click on ita's links, never click on ita's links!

tommyrot - Apr 11, 2012 3:31:09 pm PDT #519 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh. I was going to link to that the other day, but didn't.

I probably would have supplied a description to my post, thought.

§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 3:39:31 pm PDT #520 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I probably would have supplied a description to my post, though

Why, though?

Maria - Apr 11, 2012 3:41:36 pm PDT #521 of 30001

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

So I get home, and there's a certified mail notice on my door. Now I'm completely anxious. I don't know who it's from, I don't know what it's about, and I'm scared to find out.

Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2012 3:47:00 pm PDT #522 of 30001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Never click on ita's links, never click on ita's links!

Why do we never learn?

So I get home, and there's a certified mail notice on my door. Now I'm completely anxious. I don't know who it's from, I don't know what it's about, and I'm scared to find out.

It certifies that you're awesome.

Laura - Apr 11, 2012 3:52:50 pm PDT #523 of 30001

Our wings are not tired.

I clicked, but then I laughed. I have had worse reactions to ita !'s links.

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