Yes, msbelle. You exist only for our amusement.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 15, 2012 9:25:51 am PDT #5112 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - May 15, 2012 9:26:00 am PDT #5113 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There is the side effect of coulrphobia, though, msbelle.
msbelle - May 15, 2012 9:38:11 am PDT #5114 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
reference not lost, right?
what the hell big word ita, making me look shit up and shit.
Polter-Cow - May 15, 2012 9:44:04 am PDT #5115 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
reference not lost, right?
Nope.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 15, 2012 9:55:19 am PDT #5116 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
take a minute to reflect on how your life has changed in the last eight years.
Hmmm, moved back to my hometown to an apartment I like but don't love like the one from 2004, 28 lbs. lighter and feeling much, much healthier (the 85-hour-workweeks in early 2004 triggered my blood pressure problems and a 40 lb. weight gain over a few weeks in March/April). Still single, still thankfully have both parents in good health, still have the same job with much less stress and much less money.
Sophia Brooks - May 15, 2012 9:59:00 am PDT #5117 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
hmm. I moved apartments, left a job with a CRAZY boss to work for a CRAZY big!Boss, who got fired, then worked for a mildly paranoid boss, and now seem to have an OK one. I had a cat try to kill me, and later I got a pre-declawed cat who pees everywhere. I STILL work for the theatre, but am getting better at focusing on the students.
Jesse - May 15, 2012 10:07:27 am PDT #5118 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
reference not lost, right?
Just don't shoot us!
Theodosia - May 15, 2012 10:08:55 am PDT #5119 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Heh. Am finally changing my tagline in honor of this:
We love the apocalypse as long as nobody acknowledges the truth: It's not a mythical event. We live on top of one.
Read more: 6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America | Cracked.com [link]
Jessica - May 15, 2012 10:15:23 am PDT #5120 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America | Cracked.com
I read that one - unfortunately the pictures of horned helmets next to every time the word "Vikings" came up did not fill me with confidence in this article's historical accuracy.
tommyrot - May 15, 2012 10:17:00 am PDT #5121 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Vikings didn't wear horned helmets? How do you explain the Minnesota Vikings and Hagar the Horrible?