We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 15, 2012 10:07:27 am PDT #5118 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

reference not lost, right?

Just don't shoot us!


Theodosia - May 15, 2012 10:08:55 am PDT #5119 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heh. Am finally changing my tagline in honor of this:

We love the apocalypse as long as nobody acknowledges the truth: It's not a mythical event. We live on top of one.

Read more: 6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America | Cracked.com [link]


Jessica - May 15, 2012 10:15:23 am PDT #5120 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

6 Ridiculous Lies You Believe About the Founding of America | Cracked.com

I read that one - unfortunately the pictures of horned helmets next to every time the word "Vikings" came up did not fill me with confidence in this article's historical accuracy.


tommyrot - May 15, 2012 10:17:00 am PDT #5121 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Vikings didn't wear horned helmets? How do you explain the Minnesota Vikings and Hagar the Horrible?


Jessica - May 15, 2012 10:18:06 am PDT #5122 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

[link]

Ceremonial use of horned helmets during the Germanic Iron Age persisted until the 7th century and can thus be argued to may have overlapped with the early Viking Age. However, there is no evidence that horned helmets were ever worn in battle at any point during the Viking Age.

Nevertheless, popular culture came to associate horned helmets strongly with Viking warriors. The popular association probably arose in 19th century Swedish Romanticism, possibly by misattribution of Bronze Age images such as the Grevensvænge figurines. A 20th-century example of this association is the Minnesota Vikings football team, which as its logo carries a horn on each side of the helmet.


msbelle - May 15, 2012 10:20:43 am PDT #5123 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

liar.


tommyrot - May 15, 2012 10:22:06 am PDT #5124 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

liar.

Yeah.

It's been well-documented in thousands of newspapers across the country that even Hagar's dog wears a horned helmet....


Jessica - May 15, 2012 10:22:37 am PDT #5125 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I stand corrected and will email the Teaching Company immediately.


msbelle - May 15, 2012 10:25:18 am PDT #5126 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

high-fives the ignorant masses who appreciate cool hats!


Burrell - May 15, 2012 10:26:42 am PDT #5127 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

and Kristen is all slouchy and sullen and metaphysically bird-flipping.

That dress is fussy, and not in a good way, but it looked fine walking down the runway, all properly lit and like. I have to agree with ita, what's with the slouching and the caved in shoulders, Stewart? Didn't anyone teach you how to stand properly? I'm tired of her pouting all the time like "oh this fame is such a painful chore!"